Napoleon Total War - Clash of the Titans Fictional War

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    Point_Man said:

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    Anyone have any ideas or brainstorming I can use for this fictional war/ fictional heroes that Im trying to make up for a series of videos for Youtube.

    I made up a short theme:

    Clash of the Titans

    French Hero: Benoit "Blessed"

    War is coming...How I know this shouldn't be questioned because I have learned the art of war.
    My blessing in the mastery in the art of warfare has given my name immortality.
    I have learned to set aside mercy, emotions, fear, and the weak word of honor.
    Honor only bears meaning between two individuals that have come to the understanding of equals.

    If only I will find an equal in this life time...


    British Hero: Adam "Man"

    Life shouldn't be spoiled nor wasted. I am a master of warfare as war is a master of me.
    You should always have a respect for war as you should have a respect for death,
    or death shall confront you. I am a peaceful man/countrymen/politician, but
    if war comes; I hope my enemy learned of no mercy, for I shall give none.

    Any suggestions on a story or plot?

    After all this is done, Im gonna to record battles with napoleon total war and will definitely use voice actors for this project.

    Story: 0 %
    Heroes: 100% Complete
    Battles: 0% Complete (I want a last stand type of battle as an ending or to make way for a sequel, but major conflicts that take part with the main story will be noted)
    Setting: Will take place in Europe, but as a fictional war, I want to use Eurasia as the name instead.
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    Hmmm – what about basing the story on a journey to find an important religious artefact – I don't think that's been done b4.
    Could make it a comedy like Monty Python – holy grail – different generals going different directions on the map
    Or make it a completion to see if the French guy can find it b4 the English dude. The victor gives his nation a psychological edge over the other nation. Make it a MPC and France and Britain divide up the map of Europe at the end. That way make room for a sequel where the artefact is stolen and the race is on again to find it etc etc.
    You could have the English dude have an Australian accent

    Alternatively you could do like a lord of the rings theme where holding the artefact gives an almost invincible strength to the army – u could use the money cheat to upgrade all the units to max or just spam lights.
    What about a gladiator theme without the gladiator bits and end with Russell crowe not dying but escaping rome and joining up with his legion – that is where the French dude comes back from a crusade to find his family killed and home burnt down so he joins up with his army and seeks revenge. Nothing like revenge plot. And the aussie accent still fits well.

    or maybe a love story and u can have the fire at will off
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    Quote Originally Posted by terminator acheron View Post
    Could make it a comedy like Monty Python – holy grail –
    There is no Monty Python – holy grail without the black knight or the evil white rabbit

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    terminator acheron said:

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    one of prise possessions is a scipt of the holy grail with various notations and changes to the dialogue - great movie

    [clop clop clop]
    [whinny whinny]
    GALAHAD: They're nervous, sire.
    ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
    TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
    ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
    GALAHAD: What with?
    ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.
    TIM: Too late!
    [dramatic chord]
    ARTHUR: What?
    TIM: There he is!
    ARTHUR: Where?
    TIM: There!
    ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
    TIM: It is the rabbit!
    ARTHUR: You silly sod!
    TIM: What?
    ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
    TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
    ARTHUR: Ohh.
    TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes
    on.
    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!
    GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
    TIM: He'll do you up a treat mate!
    GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
    ROBIN: You mangy scots git!
    TIM: I'm warning you!
    ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
    TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
    ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
    TIM: Look!
    [squeak]
    BORS: Aaaugh!
    [dramatic chord]
    [clunk]
    ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
    TIM: I warned you!
    ROBIN: I done it again!
    TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't
    you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always
    the same. I always tell them--
    ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
    TIM: Do they listen to me?
    ARTHUR: Right!
    TIM: Oh, no...
    KNIGHTS: Charge!
    [squeak squeak squeak]
    KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
    ARTHUR: Run away! Run away!
    KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!...
    TIM: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
    ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
    LAUNCELOT: Gawain.
    GALAHAD: Ector.
    ARTHUR: And Bors. That's five.
    GALAHAD: Three, sir.
    ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault.
    That rabbit's dynamite.
    ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
    ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
    GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
    ARTHUR: Like what?
    GALAHAD: Well... ooh.
    LAUNCELOT: Have we got bows?
    ARTHUR: No.
    LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
    ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the
    sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up
    the Holy Hand Grenade!
    MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona
    eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis
    requiem.
    ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
    LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
    ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
    BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
    SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
    enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people
    did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
    and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
    MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
    SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
    be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
    three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
    that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
    three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
    Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
    snuff it.'
    MAYNARD: Amen.
    KNIGHTS: Amen.
    ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
    GALAHAD: Three, sir!
    ARTHUR: Three!
    [angels sing]
    [boom]
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    Point_Man said:

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    Nah I believe a war instead would be better
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    Holy war over Jerusalem fought to please their respective leaders/the pope in france's case?the english monarch would be head of the church in england....
    edit:like the crusades i guess.
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  7. triphammer said:

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    have a look at some sharpe novels and see how he is woven into all the great battles of the penninsular war. i wrote a series of graphic novels about this roman centurion called longinus who speared jesus on the cross. as a result of that he was cursed by god to be a soldier for eternity. so i could write him into every major war or battle in history. the only way he could become a mortal man was to hunt down the spear of destiny. which was the spear he used to spear christ. he had an evil rival who had hold of the spear who used it in the various battles in which longinus was in. in one of my stories the zulu general cetswayo was given the spear at ishandlwana. longinus managed to capture it and have it in his possesion at rorke drift. only for it to be stolen of him by this evil stranger.
    i wrote loads of stories using this formula. so try and think of something that will work for u point mate..
     
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    bushranger said:

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    Why not a alternate history where napy routed the russian army and conquered main land europe,then building a fleet and invading England.You could make all sorts of cool battle scenarios and characters with that back drop.