Vampires suck

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    cupoftea said: October 05, 2010 12:04 PM

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    Anyone heard of this movie? It's of the (in)famous producers of "Epic movie" and "Disaster movie".

    It's as you guessed it, a parody of Twilight.

    I'm at a loss of what to think, their movies are horrible, but mocking Twilight is pretty awesome.

    I'm still sure it's going to suck though.
     

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    ccllnply said: October 05, 2010 12:10 PM

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    Most likely going to be . The guys who made all those Epic and Scary Movies etc., are just like some sad, old, crazy comedian, who is just coming up with anything to try and get a laugh out of people.

     

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    D.B. Cooper said: October 05, 2010 12:19 PM

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    It's been out for at least a month...

     

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    Inarus said: October 05, 2010 02:30 PM

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    Why make a movie when there are 100s of 100 reasons why Twilight is ? They're really funny, some of the best reading material, far more hilarious than lots of things



     

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    paradamed said: October 05, 2010 08:15 PM

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    I didnt watch epi movie or disaster movie but I watched meet the spartans. Meet the Spartans is the worst movie comedy ever. I have to say I liked scary movie though.
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    Evile said: October 05, 2010 09:48 PM

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    Epic Movie and the Disaster Movie were absolute shite. This one is no different.
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    Inhuman One said: October 06, 2010 04:10 AM

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    All those movies could learn a lot from Airplane and the Naked Gun.
     

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    Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel! said: October 08, 2010 06:17 PM

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    The trailer looks absolutely cringeworthy. To think, I was gonna see this for my birthday...
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    Orko said: October 08, 2010 06:23 PM

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    Well, apparently, that film got only a 7/100 ranking on RottenTomatoes.com.
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    Surgeon said: October 09, 2010 02:55 PM

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    When I saw the trailer I found it pretty funny because I thought it was a "fake" trailer for a would-be movie. When I found out it was real it took the fun out of it :/
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    Kurtz said: October 10, 2010 12:42 PM

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    I don't know what is worst; Vampires Suck or Twilight.
     

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    Gromovnik said: October 17, 2010 10:41 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul the Octopus View Post
    I don't know what is worst; Vampires Suck or Twilight.
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    cottontail said: October 17, 2010 10:57 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gromovnik View Post
    Twilight.

    Not by much, though, which is saying something.
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    Black Fox said: October 17, 2010 03:00 PM

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    This review sums it all up

     

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    torongill said: October 10, 2010 02:29 PM

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    I wouldn't pay money for it, scary movie looked like the shawshank redemption in comparison, but the ending is kind of nice.


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    Black Fox said: October 10, 2010 02:44 PM

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    Not a film i would dish money out for but it looks 10 times better than meet the spartans and all the other fails that started coming out after scary movie 3/4

     

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    PGeo36 said: October 11, 2010 02:41 PM

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    I went to see it with my girly. I wouldn't pay money for it, but it's not a waste of time either. I did find myself chuckling in some parts.






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    Gatsby said: October 12, 2010 02:37 AM

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    I liked Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2, but I think every spoof movie since then has been absolutely terrible. (Kim Kardashian was in one of them ffs!)
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    Spartan90 said: October 12, 2010 02:41 AM

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    I hate these types of movies, but stood by Scary Move 1 being pretty decent. However I watched it the other day and was mortified. It's not that Scary Movie was better, it was a case of our appreciation for comedy all those years ago were not as developed as it is now because most of us were probably kids.
     

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    hippacrocafish said: October 12, 2010 03:12 AM

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    There's some similar movie coming out soon called Underground Comedy 2010 that looks even worse. It stars Vince (Yes the Shamwow guy) and Lindsay Lohan. O_o