NEW CHROMEO?

You turn suddenly. "Fuzz, did I hear you right?"

Holy Bahomet yeah you did, the new Chromeo release has dropped and genitalia of both sexes are experiencing dangerously high levels of arousal as a result. Those Cialis commercials where they warn against 4-hour erections? Buckle down, son, because that's nothing compared to your dick after you listen to this album.

Believers at this point will have already cleaned off their keyboard and picked up this bad boy. But for the newbies, you're probably wondering: 'Who are Chromeo? And why has the simple mention of them caused women to lick their lips and moan?'

Have a seat, m'boy. This just got real. Never heard of Chromeo? Think your last sexual encounter (or, more likely, what you want your first go to be). Now think of that encounter if it was the perfect go and not the awkward, poorly-timed affair that it actually was. In a nutshell, Chromeo is music put to sex. Wait, I meant sex put to music.

Don't believe me? Let me furnish you with an example. Chromeo helped me a lot with recent relationship issues. She said I wasn't romantic, so I said she was too dramatic. I told her while we're at it, we could work it night by night....



And it worked. Oh God it worked.

Not convinced? You probably have Asperger's. Congratulations. Your self-diagnosis was correct. But I'll try again. The girl you guys want, whether you know it or not, is a hot mess. This song closes the deal because you can't. (and do you see that ing Delorean? Holy !)



I rest my case. Check out Chromeo's newest, Business Casual.

Enjoy the toe-curling orgasm that this topic just gave you. Don't tell your girlfriend what Fuzz can do to you.

I just got it and I've got to say "meh"
I like songs like "Night by Night" and "Don't Turn the Lights On", but most of the others sound more or less similar. I guess they're really confined by their musical genre and their topic of choice.
That's not to say they're not good songs, but after a while I just start to get tired of them. It really likes the variety that Fancy Footwork had (except Grow Up. That's the one in this album that's really different from the rest).

To anyone who hasn't listened to Chromeo before, I'd advise you to get Fancy Footwork first, and then Business Casual.
EDIT: I've got to ask though, does anyone else think that "Don't Turn the Lights On" is surprisingly despondent for a Chromeo song? It seemed as though he was talking about someone's suicide.

Originally Posted by Theseus1234

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I do agree, and I think the charge that if you've heard one Chromeo song you've heard them all is kinda true. But God I love them.

Chromeo has helped me with a lot of relationship issues.


i remember my first girlfriend. i used to be something of a momma's boy.

Its been a weird relationship, she says I remind her of her father and I know she likes it.
She wants a man thats got his game locked tight.

But then I think she reminds me of my mother and she knows i like it, I want a woman with the same brown eyes.

forgive my ignorance sadiq, but I did not know CHROMEO until now. I blame angela merkel
nevertheless, I immensly enjoyed this article.