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    Default Zombie ants!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...ter-ant-fungus

    These things exist...

    For a bit more info + a couple of pics: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2652714/

    Makes me wonder, are they a bit similar to a very primitive form of zergs (They unleash spores, they take control of the host etc), or I'm playing too much starcraft 2?
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    Oh noes.
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    Default Re: Zombie ants!

    Ants bite people all the time. Imagine if they were zombie ants what would happen o.0
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    From the comment:
    Don't tell the Umbrella Corporation.

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    fack! ill get the chainsaw
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    That´s it! I´m gonna get rid of all the fungii I see



    EDIT: And so this is why we must destroy all FUNGII!
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    The next time I see a fungus on my feet I will cut my legs off!

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    There is a theory infection with Toxoplasmosis may cause behavioural changes in humans.
    Its lifecycle is to infect rodents and modify their behaviour so that they are easily caught and eaten by cats. It then exits the cats via the intestines and is again taken up by rodents (rodents will eat anything).
    Human brains and rodent brains are similar in some respects so when humans catch Toxoplasmosis from contact with their cats it is quite possible there could be mental changes.

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxopla...vioral_changes
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    Very similar to the Xenomorphs from the Alien series... yuck
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