ReflexCss: "I said no artillery." Random: "I thought unicorns were cavalry."
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Napoleon Total War Jokes *Tell some*
Last edited by Point_Man; August 29, 2010 at 10:45 PM.
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robin von locksley...........very niceeeeeee
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Underworld: "I said rules were no artillery" Random replies "Fazoop"
Im pretty sure thats not a word in any known language.Last edited by underworld965; August 30, 2010 at 11:43 AM.
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Napoleon:omg he has HAX!!!!!!!
After i put my guerilla units outside the deployment zone.not a joke, but the fact he was serious about it was.
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I dont speak english.
If you're dealing with the devil, it's not the devil who changes, but rather the devil change you - for sanity is like a spider, sitting in a net woven from the finest of strings, unaware of the hand coming closer, being grabbed and stuffed into a mouth.
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Not really a joke but...
Before a match starts, I tell my opponent, "good luck, have fun" as usual. He responds by saying, " I can't say the same to you, because I won't say something if I don't mean it." Didn't know how the heck to respond to that, so I just said, "lol." Fortunately he wasn't too hot of a player so I didn't need good luck, and I managed to have fun without his blessing too! 
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I was playing a game with my friend sledge of Nashville, 2v2, and I said GLHF and sledge said, "won't be much fun for them" thought this was kinda funny
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once i had a ridiculous game.in a no art game, the guy brings all artillery, except for a couple lights and couple line.when i told him it was no art, he goes "oh, sorry, i wont use them then
".that match was extremely short.
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my new alias makes me laugh.......george_michael_menstrul_cycle..
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Made me laugh also.
Originally Posted by triphammer
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"no howitzers, unicorns and fixed artillery" - guy brings 20 horse 6 pounders and loses them in under 5 minutes.
"what are unicorns?" - after he/she took unicorns into a game in a no howitzer, unicorn and fixed game.
"We occupied the city, you have to defend it" - the logic of a arcani guy in Lidny who were on the attacking side but didn't attack.
"these guy have hacked their howitzer accuracy!" - some random guy who had his artillery killed by "accurate barrage" and ragequit. -
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me: glhf
other guy: no
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SickPig-Attack you pussy.
He rage quit 15secs later. -
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this one didnt really happen but......
me:no artillary ok?
phanton:ok
(later in game)
me:ummm I said no arty
phantom:NAPOLEAN USED ARTY!!!!!!SO I CAN!!!!!respect the melon!
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dacder, when you do standup comedy, you dont tell the ppl that the story didnt happen. just for future reference
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I guess I won't believe you whenever you make your story jokes then Originally Posted by {GODS}Scipio_Africanus
dacder, when you do standup comedy, you dont tell the ppl that the story didnt happen. just for future reference
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psh i never lie
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so wait, i can make up all this
now?
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me and a buddy of mine spelled out eff you to 2 random ppl during deployment with our troops. we ended up losing because we failed to regroup before they attacked. Totally worth it.
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xD
