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    Default Medieval times were perverted

    I mean just look at this:
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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    I'm assuming you're using my LLP sub-mod?
    Not sure if there's any way I can prevent things like that from happening, though.

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    Roleplay it as an arranged marriage.

    And consider using the resize feature of imageshack. It works great:
    http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4387/wtfof.jpg

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    well that's not quiet as bad as my 7 year old heir marrying the 21 year old Novogodian princess.... and then they have a kid 5 year later.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    1180, an unprecedented period of peace and prosperity in East Asia, it's technology and wealth is the envy of the world. But soon conflict will engulf the entire region with great consequences and lasting effects for centuries to come, not just for this region, but the entire known world, when one man, one people, unites.....

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Quote Originally Posted by RollingWave View Post
    well that's not quiet as bad as my 7 year old heir marrying the 21 year old Novogodian princess.... and then they have a kid 5 year later.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Lucky fellow

    Quote Originally Posted by bane_tw View Post
    Roleplay it as an arranged marriage.

    And consider using the resize feature of imageshack. It works great:
    http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4387/wtfof.jpg
    Thats what I would do. Assuming the event above did not occur

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Isn't 5 years old the time when girls have cooties?

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Girls had cooties up until I was like 12 lol....Anyways this is one reason I why I stopped using the LLP mod :-( great idea though


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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    Girls had cooties up until I was like 12 lol....Anyways this is one reason I why I stopped using the LLP mod :-( great idea though
    You don't have to accept marriage proposals at 5, you know

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    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.
    Have you ever played or read the story for WoW? The Prince is like, 8?

    But the King is gone and when he comes back for a short period of time, the Prince still remains in control the entire time. This is because only the Prince knows "the jist" of things in the capital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strife1013 View Post
    How can I say no?!? No I'm kidding, one thing that really got me was my 6 year olds would take over governing over my Emperor, that's a no go for me right there.
    They probably had higher chivalry and/or great tutors
    That's when I just send another general to govern instead, or if still possible, send them to a different settlement.

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    Ya, I understand why it happens I just don't like it. Constantinople is the city I have all my character's 'born' in, ripe in history! I always have my faction leader the governor there, they have the best traits and makes the most money.


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    Lucky fellow
    When i was 7 im not sure i would have had any idea what to do if a 21 year old russian princess walked into my room naked and i think now id probably be a bit suprised
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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Quote Originally Posted by mattgoby View Post
    When i was 7 im not sure i would have had any idea what to do if a 21 year old russian princess walked into my room naked and i think now id probably be a bit suprised
    not that I would have done it, but at age 7 I knew EXACTLY what girls and boys could do.... thanks to certain magazines in the forest....

    OT: I feel that because of the marriage glitch, maybe raise the coming of age to 10 at least... and raise the age difference for marriage from -15 to -5....

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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    strife1013, i had absolutely the same situation, and i also was THE BYZANTINES!!!!!!1111111, and the city where kids would take emperor over, was also CONSTANTINOPLE!!!!!!!!!111111111one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medkirtys View Post
    strife1013, i had absolutely the same situation, and i also was THE BYZANTINES!!!!!!1111111, and the city where kids would take emperor over, was also CONSTANTINOPLE!!!!!!!!!111111111one
    Yup which is why i don't use it. Don't get me wrong the mod is an awesome idea just needs fine tuning, although I don't know if that issue can be fixed (i.e. hard coded) I suppose you can cheat and give your faction leader or whoever you want more chilvary or dread to maintain their governorship.


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    Default Re: Medieval times were perverted

    Lol if I was married to a hot rich 18 year old princess when I was seven then I'd have lived a full life by the time I was 15. I'd have everything I ever wanted, sex, money power, children, plus since it's medieval times your wife has to be in the mood whenever you tell her to be. If thats perverted than I must have been pretty messed up before I turned 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irishpsycho View Post
    Lol if I was married to a hot rich 18 year old princess when I was seven then I'd have lived a full life by the time I was 15. I'd have everything I ever wanted, sex, money power, children, plus since it's medieval times your wife has to be in the mood whenever you tell her to be. If thats perverted than I must have been pretty messed up before I turned 10.
    Agreed!

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    lol I didn't know what was wrong until I saw the age, was like WTF LOL!

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    Got an AAR for us, Irishpsycho?

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