Hitler Trailer from "Nollywood"

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  1.  Caelius said: August 23, 2010 04:12 AM

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    If you suffer from symptoms like a sudden urge to commit suicide or go into cardiac arrest when watching "Bollywood" movies, then I would heavily recommend that you not watch the following video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZohUICLZyGk



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    Tiberios said: August 23, 2010 04:27 AM

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    WTF.
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  3. JJDXB said: August 23, 2010 04:28 AM

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    THAT IS HILARIOUS!~


    I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE! ]
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    Taxandrius said: August 23, 2010 05:59 AM

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    Well, there is one movie that's even worse


    presenting



    MAMA...I WILL DIE FOR YOU

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  5. JJDXB said: August 23, 2010 06:46 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxandrius View Post
    Well, there is one movie that's even worse


    presenting



    MAMA...I WILL DIE FOR YOU
    I caught my own mother in bed with my husband
    ^single most awesome line in that movie


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    EireEmerald said: August 23, 2010 12:32 PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxandrius View Post
    Well, there is one movie that's even worse


    presenting



    MAMA...I WILL DIE FOR YOU

    That is the most retarded thing I have ever seen.
     

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    Dr. Croccer said: August 23, 2010 09:36 AM

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    Reminds me of this for some reason lol.

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  8. iudas said: August 23, 2010 10:22 AM

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    That chick is kinda hot.
     

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    Louis Lux said: August 23, 2010 01:15 PM

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    Theses movies can't hold a candle to this gem
     

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    Taxandrius said: August 23, 2010 01:22 PM

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    I doubt it




    I doubt it


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    EireEmerald said: August 23, 2010 01:22 PM

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    where do you guys find this ? seriously.
     

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    HansDuet said: August 23, 2010 01:23 PM

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    That was great.

     

  13. JJDXB said: August 23, 2010 03:39 PM

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    Something slightly less retarded now. Only slightly



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    Arbitrary Crusader said: August 23, 2010 04:16 PM

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    This thread is gold. Rep+ to those who posted video.

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  15. Caelius said: August 24, 2010 02:10 AM

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    I just had to share it.

    I didn't even know that Hollywood had so many international cinema industries that try to imitate it.

    It makes me want to take back every single criticism i've ever made about films coming out of the US.
     

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    Godfrey I of Leuven said: August 24, 2010 05:27 AM

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    what is this I don't even
     

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    Orko said: August 24, 2010 06:43 AM

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    All those stuff are so retarded I can't even watch those trailers to the end.
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  18. JJDXB said: August 24, 2010 10:15 AM

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    Wait, prepare to be even more disturbed!



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    f--- yeah I'd watch this! Come on, gay man ingests a pink meteorite, turns into amazonian lady and a fanatical femenist alien amazon queen? How is this not the best comic on earth yet?
    ^How coincidental that a Nigerian said that (Nollywood is from Nigeria)


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    Louis Lux said: August 24, 2010 10:27 AM

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    This is a filipino movie and is not half as bad as the nigerian ones. The plot is hilarious though.
     

  20. JJDXB said: August 24, 2010 10:50 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis Lux View Post
    This is a filipino movie and is not half as bad as the nigerian ones. The plot is hilarious though.
    Thank you (speaking as a Filipino )


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