AI Fails Thread

[Marechal Ney]

Please post any hysterical AI fails here.

I will go first. Even with a good mod like DMUC 6.0, BAI is pretty awful. Cavalry seem to have difficulty understanding the unique and confusing concept of walls (see first attachment).

I also started a fun campaign as Austria. I got tons of alliances and then declared war on everyone in the world, triggering all sorts of wars. This greatly speeds up diplomatic craziness, leading to one of the funniest things I have ever seen...(see second atatchment).

[RangerGxi]

glory to the people of the plains!

[Sigfried]

the one of the cannon dudde running into the enemy faster than a horse is a funny one
also the one where a faction cancels trade agreement with you and one turn later offers you cash to make a trade agreement lol, unfotunatelly i got no screens as of now

[Okmin]

This territory trade (first 2 attachments), and apparently Bavarians like Prague farmland very much

[Baron of Strathclyde]

This territory trade (first 2 attachments), and apparently Bavarians like Prague farmland very much

what mod is that?
and cavalry units have terrible times with fort walls and gates, i didn't notice that problem in the last 2 installments.

[Okmin]

what mod is that?
and cavalry units have terrible times with fort walls and gates, i didn't notice that problem in the last 2 installments.

DarthMod Ultimate Commander 6.0... Actually it turned out to be a good trade since it stopped me (Prussia, superpower by that point) from expanding in India. I actually could have, but I didn't want to make the Iroqouis mad...

[hospitaller13]

why waste time with this thread, you could dedicate an entire website to the insanities of the total war ai

[Sakamura]

If you're playing as Maratha Confederacy is Great Britain triggered to come after you around 1779 regardless of standings(Peace+Trade for 5 years)?

[Halvars-XII]

A few times i have had an AI enemy unit that just stands in a corner of the map and just does absolutely nothing. And when fired upon, they still does nothing (except for dying ofc).

Also one of the biggest AI fails, is when you charge an enemy unit, then the unit will not run straight, they run left to right or something like that.......

When your "soldier/general" voice says "Enemy fleet spotted all hands on deck" when you are on dry land.........

[Marechal Ney]

DMUC 6.0 ROCKS

And yes, although there should be a website, I my laziness beats out desire for productivity on everything more than a forum thread

[Okmin]

DMUC 6.0 ROCKS

[Marechal Ney]

Two more diplo fails.

[Robert86]

Two more diplo fails.

Thats weird. Playing the campaign on hard I get quite a few of protecterates, alot of them offer a turn or two after declaring war on me. Thats another AI fail. US Spain and France declaired war on me. My turn and I have a small clash with some iraquois and on the next end turn the US Spain Iraquois and France offer to pay me to become my proterate.

[Okmin]

I've seen Austria as a protectorate of Malta once. No screenshot though

[Robert86]

I no longer have the screen shot but I routed a unit of artillery, they got half way across the map and decided to regroup, turned and fired quicklime shells from there swords (and ranged almost twice what there howitzers did). Its very hard to win a battle when the enemy shoots long range artillary shells from there swords.

[penquin11]

what mod r u guys using?

[Marechal Ney]

I am using Darth Mod Ultimate Commander (best mod ever).

[Okmin]

I am using Darth Mod Ultimate Commander (best mod ever).

Ditto.

[Marechal Ney]

Yes, but I have to say it every five posts for people who start reading 3/4 of the way down the page.

[Okmin]

Yeah, you did say it in the first post...