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    What is, in your opinion, the most useless country in the world? I.E, what country has conrtibuted the least to mankind, makes next to no impact on world events and is in general the dullest most unimportant nation full of nobodies in existance? To make things more interesting, micro-states are out (anything bigger than the Isle of Man is okay) and nations which make a bad impact do not count as useless either (N. Korea, although crappy, still makes an impact on our world). Explain your decision.

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    The mustached and long-tusked walrus is most often found near the Arctic Circle, lying on the ice with hundreds of companions. These marine mammals are extremely sociable, prone to loudly bellowing and snorting at one another, but are aggressive during mating season. With wrinkled brown and pink hides, walruses are distinguished by their long white tusks, grizzly whiskers, flat flipper, and bodies full of blubber.
    Walruses use their iconic long tusks for a variety of reasons, each of which makes their lives in the Arctic a bit easier. They use them to haul their enormous bodies out of frigid waters, thus their "tooth-walking" label, and to break breathing holes into ice from below. Their tusks, which are found on both males and females, can extend to about three feet (one meter), and are, in fact, large canine teeth, which grow throughout their lives. Male walruses, or bulls, also employ their tusks aggressively to maintain territory and, during mating season, to protect their harems of females, or cows.
    The walrus' other characteristic features are equally useful. As their favorite meals, particularly shellfish, are found near the dark ocean floor, walruses use their extremely sensitive whiskers, called mustacial vibrissae, as detection devices. Their blubbery bodies allow them to live comfortably in the Arctic region—walruses are capable of slowing their heartbeats in order to withstand the polar temperatures of the surrounding waters.
    The two subspecies of walrus are divided geographically. Atlantic walruses inhabit coastal areas from northeastern Canada to Greenland, while Pacific walruses inhabit the northern seas off Russia and Alaska, migrating seasonally from their southern range in the Bering Sea—where they are found on the pack ice in winter—to the Chukchi Sea. Female Pacific walruses give birth to calves during the spring migration north.
    Only Native Americans are currently allowed to hunt walruses, as the species' survival was threatened by past overhunting. Their tusks, oil, skin, and meat were so sought after in the 18th and 19th centuries that the walrus was hunted to extinction in the Gulf of St. Lawrence and around Sable Island, off the coast of Nova Scotia.

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    The United States of America

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    Pretty much any African state except South Africa and Egypt, since they really do pretty much nothing and contribute very little, if indeed anything at all, on the international stage and have been that way for a very long time.

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    Iceland
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poach View Post
    Pretty much any African state except South Africa and Egypt, since they really do pretty much nothing and contribute very little, if indeed anything at all, on the international stage and have been that way for a very long time.
    A certain African country i can think of is by far the most important country in the world ever.

    I suppose new world countries are the worst, Uruguay and Paraguay and Dominica.
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    African countries like Nigeria and the like export tons of Oil, which makes them important

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    I say TOGOOOOO!!!


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    Sweden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irelandeb View Post
    The United States of America
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poach View Post
    Pretty much any African state except South Africa and Egypt, since they really do pretty much nothing and contribute very little, if indeed anything at all, on the international stage and have been that way for a very long time.
    How dare you say such a thing. A huge amount of the UK's food and resources comes from Africa including luxuries such as coffee and cocoa beans (later made into chocolate). Also, places such as Egypt provide brilliant tourist destinations, however, that's not to say I'm in support of Cocacolonization - of course.

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    France

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    Ha, something i agree with you on Tax.
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copperknickers II View Post
    Ha, something i agree with you on Tax.
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    Israel. They have only done evil.
    I think most would agree that it would have been better that current Israeli's land should be Palestinian, while land for Jews could have been Madagascar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy View Post
    How dare you say such a thing. A huge amount of the UK's food and resources comes from Africa including luxuries such as coffee and cocoa beans (later made into chocolate). Also, places such as Egypt provide brilliant tourist destinations, however, that's not to say I'm in support of Cocacolonization - of course.

    Next time you buy any fruit, drink coffee or decide to wear a piece of clothing, consider where it's sourced from!
    Due to the fact that pretty much every country can be justified in one field or another, you'll see I decided to base my analysis on role on the international level. Fruits and such are all great luxuries, and I'm not arguing that the African nations are wholly useless in all regards, I'm merely trying to answer the thread. As I said, my means of answering was to look at international role.

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    Russia, Ireland, Greece, Belgium, France, Sweden, Finland and Africa (not being racist).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poach View Post
    Due to the fact that pretty much every country can be justified in one field or another, you'll see I decided to base my analysis on role on the international level. Fruits and such are all great luxuries, and I'm not arguing that the African nations are wholly useless in all regards, I'm merely trying to answer the thread. As I said, my means of answering was to look at international role.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy View Post
    As in Middle and South Africa. Not North Africa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pig Is Bacon View Post
    Russia, Ireland, Greece, Belgium, France, Sweden, Finland and Africa (not being racist).
    Good attempt

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    wait, we're being serious here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxandrius View Post
    Good attempt
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