How to make Justin Bieber bearable

I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Arts forum, but I'll put it here because there are probably more JB haters here than anywhere else.

http://gizmodo.com/5614940/how-to-ma...wn-800-percent

You totally hate Justin Bieber, right, because you're a rebel, or whatever? That's just because you haven't listened to Bieber slowed down 800 percent. Now his new single "U Smile" is a 30-minute epic. And it sounds awesome. No, really.

It really does sound awesome. The drums are like ocean waves. I plan on falling asleep to this tonight.

That was actually pretty cool!
Reminded me of whales for some reason.

I was going to say shotgun to the face, but yeah, that'll do pig.

That was still pretty terrible...

Hmm... very calming.

It's apparently fake.

Or, it was when I saw it yesterday.

The best way to make him bearable is to stop talking about him constantly, then you won't have anything to bear.

Originally Posted by Magic Man

The best way to make him bearable is to stop talking about him constantly, then you won't have anything to bear.

I'm guessing you don't have 11 year old girls living in your house?

Sounds like 2001 Space Odessey. Perfect Orchestra, eh? Pop Music nowadays sucks. I miss the 80s and 70s bands (despite I was borned in 90s)
(Shuddered at the thought of Ludacris' rap turning into a eight times slower slugfest)

Or you know, people could just stop talking about him.

Seriously if it wasn't for the people whining on about Bieber I'd never even see or hear him.

Originally Posted by Manco

Or you know, people could just stop talking about him.

Seriously if it wasn't for the people whining on about Bieber I'd never even see or hear him.

This.

Sounds like some Gladiator stuff:O

P.S - I totally have to listen to this while drunk!

P.S 2 - Man this sounds so much like some songs from Sigur-Rós. And THAT is awesome!

Originally Posted by Duberdicus

Sounds like some Gladiator stuff:O

P.S - I totally have to listen to this while drunk!

P.S 2 - Man this sounds so much like some songs from Sigur-Rós. And THAT is awesome!

I went to sleep with this playing last night. For some reason, I woke up this morning more rested than I had ever been in this whole month. Must do some more..."testing" hehehe
@Ruire

Update: Just to be clear: This is not a hoax! Some of you have been emailing to say that this is actually a track named "Echoes Across the Astral Wasteland" by a band called Photon Wave Orchestra. Well, it's not—speed up the track eightfold and you'll hear "U Smile" (really, you can hear the chords and lyrics to "U Smile" if you listen to the slowed-down track). And check the "released" date on Photon Wave Orcestra's site. I guess it's a counter-hoax? But either way: This is 35 epic minutes of Justin Bieber.

And I posted this here because I thought it was good plus the TWC has a large JB hate community...

Originally Posted by Theseus1234

the TWC has a large JB hate community...

I get confused when I see those letters. It means many different things, like Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Jailbreak, and Jailbait.

Originally Posted by DarkProphet

I get confused when I see those letters. It means many different things, like Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Jailbreak, and Jailbait.

The former are equally bad, but I don't know about the others. I always mispell Justin Biever (see?) when I type and JB is faster

Maybe if Justin Bieber started doing drugs he'd go all avant-garde. Happened to the Beatles. Well to be fair, the Beatles were already decent pre-drugs, but the drugs just made them so much better.

TD -> Arts

If i did i wouldn't be spending my time posting on Twc.


Wait, what?

I posted this in the thread on TD yesterday.

It's like I'm in a beach house haunted by a 16 year old lesbian!

This is actualy quit nice and calming.