Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
A crappy parody?
Why
That "movie" was awful. And every "movie" they direct, Produce.
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, should be fired.
Last edited by Arbitrary Crusader; August 14, 2010 at 05:09 PM.
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The Twilight movies are already a spoof of themselfs. Or at least a spoof of the genre.
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The music at the very beginning sounds a bit like the music for the opening cut-scene of Medieval II.![]()
Nothing new. There r milions of twilight parodies all over the internet
I love parody movies.
parody movies are fun, plus it bashing twilight.. i read the books (till book 3 i think), does that mean i like how its turned the vampire genre into "sparkling vampires" WTF! i forever damn that series
Looks stupid, even for a parody.
What they 'ought to do is make another Twilight movie, but have it where those two sissies pretending to be mythical creatures get burned up in a glorious fireball.
Hell, why not burn everybody? Everyone else in the movie, the director, the author and all it's fan - poof! Gone!
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On one hand, this is made by Seltzer and Friedberg. Who are, as we all know, terrible human beings who aren't so much filmmakers as they are walking, talking atrocities and a blight upon the motion picture industry.
On the other, though, this film seems to be sticking to a coherent target of ridicule, and for that matter is actually ridiculing and satirising the target rather than just being a "lol pop culture reference, look at how clever i is" thing. So, I'm mixed.
Looks awful and I hate these kind of movies but I have to admit I laughed at the 'why did you take your shirt off' part.
Oh dear Jesus. An already abysmal series 'parodied' by the two guys who are somehow worse than, or at the very least are on the same level as, Uwe Boll?
Is the Apocalypse here already?
Damn straight.
That's...quite an understatement.Originally Posted by Dan the Man
I am now sorely tempted to waste paragraphs explaining why Twilight sucks an STD-riddled donkey's dick. Again.Originally Posted by General A. Skywalker
Ugh...not this kind of "movie" again.![]()
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