TWILIGHT GETS WHAT IT DESERVES

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    Orko said:

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  2. Stavroforos said:

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    A crappy parody?
     
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    Red said:

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    Why
     
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    Arbitrary Crusader said:

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    That "movie" was awful. And every "movie" they direct, Produce.
    Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, should be fired.
    Last edited by Arbitrary Crusader; August 14, 2010 at 05:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNelson666 View Post
    That "movie" was awful.
    Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, should be fired.

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    The Twilight movies are already a spoof of themselfs. Or at least a spoof of the genre.

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    Copperknickers II said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    The Twilight movies are already a spoof of themselfs. Or at least a spoof of the genre.
    The genre of what? Teen Necrophilia?
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    Dan the Man said:

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    The music at the very beginning sounds a bit like the music for the opening cut-scene of Medieval II.
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    Irelia said:

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    Nothing new. There r milions of twilight parodies all over the internet
     
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    MathiasOfAthens said:

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    I love parody movies.
     
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    JaNuZ99 said:

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    parody movies are fun, plus it bashing twilight.. i read the books (till book 3 i think), does that mean i like how its turned the vampire genre into "sparkling vampires" WTF! i forever damn that series
     
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    EmperorBatman999 said:

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    Looks stupid, even for a parody.

    What they 'ought to do is make another Twilight movie, but have it where those two sissies pretending to be mythical creatures get burned up in a glorious fireball.
    Hell, why not burn everybody? Everyone else in the movie, the director, the author and all it's fan - poof! Gone!
     
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    MaximiIian said:

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    On one hand, this is made by Seltzer and Friedberg. Who are, as we all know, terrible human beings who aren't so much filmmakers as they are walking, talking atrocities and a blight upon the motion picture industry.

    On the other, though, this film seems to be sticking to a coherent target of ridicule, and for that matter is actually ridiculing and satirising the target rather than just being a "lol pop culture reference, look at how clever i is" thing. So, I'm mixed.
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    Stupid film, what Twilight actually deserves is this.

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    Sevachenko said:

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    Looks awful and I hate these kind of movies but I have to admit I laughed at the 'why did you take your shirt off' part.
     
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    MathiasOfAthens said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Stupid film, what Twilight actually deserves is this.

    Hahaha that was funny.
     
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    Carach said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Stupid film, what Twilight actually deserves is this.

    o m g yes.
     
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    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    Stupid film, what Twilight actually deserves is this.

    Damn straight!
     
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    Barry Goldwater said:

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    Oh dear Jesus. An already abysmal series 'parodied' by the two guys who are somehow worse than, or at the very least are on the same level as, Uwe Boll?

    Is the Apocalypse here already?
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    Stupid film, what Twilight actually deserves is this.

    Damn straight.
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    However much I'd love to watch Twilight get burned, I'd have to agree. Meet the Spartans wasn't the most shining example of a good parody movie, and if this thing turns out the same, I think it'll just end up making Twilight look better.
    That's...quite an understatement.
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    I like Twilight...
    I am now sorely tempted to waste paragraphs explaining why Twilight sucks an STD-riddled donkey's dick. Again.
     
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    Miniluv said:

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    Ugh...not this kind of "movie" again.

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