You know you have played too much RTW when...

[Calisthenis of Dyrrachium]

There's one in the M2TW forum, so I thought there should be one here.
So, I'll start off:

You know you have been playing too much RTW when:
You call France Gaul. (This actually happened once to me)
You call Turkey Anatolia or Asia Minor.
You call Spain Iberia.
You call Tunis Carthage.
You call Bulgaria Thrace
You call Albania Epirus
You call the bits of Croatia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, and Montenegro that are on the coast of of the Adriatic Sea Illyria.

[wfbone]

when you see a battle scene in a movie and theyre in their starting deployments you automaticaly think in your head about strategies and flanking manouvers and how they could be countered and how you could counter the counter... :p

and yea i have called france gaul on many occasions in geography with everyone giving me that "lolwut?" look

[Genius of the Restoration]

You can play out a whole campaign in your head by working out your starting units, the position and units of the enemy and how you'll go about conquering. And then you play it and it's exactly the same.

[Remlap]

When you tell your friends to stop pestering you or you will raise their house.

[|Sith| Max]

why start a new thread when we still have the old one somewhere

[Dan the Man]

why start a new thread when we still have the old one somewhere

Beat me to it!

[Lucarius]

why start a new thread when we still have the old one somewhere

who gives a **** ?
just let us have fun with this one

[Calisthenis of Dyrrachium]

When you go to North Africa and try to recruit a phalanx to protect you from the elephants.

[BaldTastic]

All you want to do is wipe out Rome, aside from Pizza and the women

[Calisthenis of Dyrrachium]

All you want to do is wipe out Rome, aside from Pizza and the women

And aside from the pesto, don't forget the pesto. .:

[Lucarius]

You know you have been playing too much RTW when:
Check: You call France Gaul. (This actually happened once to me)
Check: You call Turkey Anatolia or Asia Minor.
Check: You call Spain Iberia.
Check: You call Tunis Carthage. (Carthago)
Check: You call Bulgaria Thrace

[SonOfOdin]

You use Ancient War tactics in football...I do this everytime I'm Captain of my team, but they call me General
DARREN!!! FLANK FROM THE RIGHT AND RUN SO YOU DON'T GET INTERCEPTED FROM THAT SHIELD WALL...I MEAN DEFENDERS!!!
After a victory I say "Well boys, let's take the money and rape the women...I mean let's take a shower and rape the Beer"

[King_Joshua]

You can work out a timetable for victory with contingency plans.
Also you use the same tactics Hannibal did in Paintball "Okay guys lets form a half moon with the center bent out then center will drop back and we will encircle them"

[King_Of_Seleucid]

You use Ancient War tactics in football...I do this everytime I'm Captain of my team, but they call me General
DARREN!!! FLANK FROM THE RIGHT AND RUN SO YOU DON'T GET INTERCEPTED FROM THAT SHIELD WALL...I MEAN DEFENDERS!!!
After a victory I say "Well boys, let's take the money and rape the women...I mean let's take a shower and rape the Beer"

I lol'd so hard.

[King_Of_Seleucid]

You know you have played too much RTW, When you feel bad about attacking settlements as you don't want your men dieing.

[SiNCRO]

You know you have played too much RTW, When you feel bad about attacking settlements as you don't want your men dieing.

lol ahh you're so right!! it really happened to me in my last campaign. I found my self wondering about "how can I save my army AND take that city?? :p

[Hopit]

lol ahh you're so right!! it really happened to me in my last campaign. I found my self wondering about "how can I save my army AND take that city?? :p

starving them in much superior numbers

[Arvedui01]

You begin calling Britain "Britannia," and you start to loose sleep over the virtual provinces you lost on your last campaign.

[Punic Hoplite]

You try practicing sword techniques in just a loincloth to see if your cut out to be a Naked Fanatic

[Leeham991]

You try practicing sword techniques in just a loincloth to see if your cut out to be a Naked Fanatic

When you seriously have done this and are starting to think of making a video of it for youtube.