Re-Write History (Game)

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This thread seems to be a hit in the Rome: Total War section so I thought I might bring it to all the other Total War general discussions!

We are all gonna "Re-write history by making up a story all together!
Here are the rules...

RULES

• May not repeat what the person above you has said.
• May only have 5 words in your post.
• Must stay in Napoleonic times (No Medieval/Roman/ect.).
• Must keep things realistic (No fantasy).
• You must copy & paste the person's story above you & add your 5 words to that!

I will start us off...

Napoleon, one of the finest...

Now, just add to my story (Napoleon, one of the finest...) & the next person do the same & so on!

Have fun!!!

king from Ireland, went

with his army to the

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part...

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey...

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because...

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because he wanted to meet the mysterious red-face..

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because he wanted to meet the mysterious red face INDIAN LEADER NAMED ADOLF T

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America becausehe wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was...

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America becausehe wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was named Adolf T...
Combine the above two.

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America becausehe wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was named Adolf Tulips.

In America he pursued:

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because he wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was named Adolf Tulips.

In America he pursued women and glory, but Napoleon...

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because he wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was named Adolf Tulips.

In America he pursued women and glory, but Napoleon also wanted to pursue fame!

Napoleon, one of the finest kings from Ireland, went with his army to the Americas which will become part of his new empire called the New Franco-Irish-Corsican Empire where he recieved support from the United States of America, at that time led by the rightfully elected president who had originated from Turkey but moved to America because he wanted to meet the mysterious red-face Native American chief who was named Adolf Tulips.

In America he pursued women and glory, but Napoleon also wanted to pursue fame! So he sent his army