Uncle Moorish. Will you help me find my beloved Taldeer? I'd ask uncle Ulysses but I think he's sleeping in a black hole somewhere.Originally Posted by Moorish guy
Protector Domesticus
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Uncle Moorish. Will you help me find my beloved Taldeer? I'd ask uncle Ulysses but I think he's sleeping in a black hole somewhere.
Praeses
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She is dead according to the game. And in the novels she isn't. But they are set before Dark Crusade where the game shows her die.
Protector Domesticus
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*Cries in Ulysses's arms*
NOOOOOOOO!! But we we're gonna get married and have like 40,000 children together! She told me she had one last assignment!
*Takes Ulysses's Gauss sidearm and blows his own brains out.*
Praeses
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That won't work for two (3) reasons.
One: I don't carry Gauss Weapons around.
Two: Gauss weapons can't blow your brains out. There is no splatter involved with firing the weapon.
Three (Yes Three): Slaaneshi marines probably have all std's so i doubt you can even have kids.
Vicarius
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Dont listen to him there’s a reason he's called the deceiver the black library books are much more canon than the video games relic makes, but I'll help you find that pointy ead, you like so much.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
Protector Domesticus
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That's a lie! I took care of my body! I even stole some supplies from a Medicae temple to make sure I wouldn't pass on any diseases.
Protector Domesticus
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Bless you Mr. Moorish.
Praeses
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Ah yes but nobody knows when im Deceiving and when im not.
Besides who can trust an Ork. Hell they don't even trust themselves.
Also when im talking about 40k Fluff I don't lie ever...................................
Vicarius
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That could be a clever lie! and you cant trust any race in wh40k besides the Tau, there so gullible its funny.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a
Praeses
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Ok then....................
Protector Domesticus
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*Holds up a dead female Tau*
Oh but look aren't they so cute. Careful of the nose it's falling off due to decomposition. But look she's so cute and cuddly. And her armor is so clean except for the streaks of blood, I call her Castilla. When I finish stuffing her she'll look so alive! :XD
Go ahead touch her she won't bite.
Vicarius
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.......................ILL
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a
Praeses
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You don't want me doing that. It would destroy it. Also i may decide to kill you as well.
Protector Domesticus
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Praeses
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Except that you soul is devoured by me. There is nothing that sissy Slaanesh can do. I mean if he wants you he should come into this dimension and try.
Protector Domesticus
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Ok... I go find Sister Aquilina and show her then.
Praeses
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Show her what? My 6 pack...............lol
Protector Domesticus
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Don't you have like a 30 pack because your a god or something? Anyway you'll never take her alive. Your touch kills. LAWLZ.
Vicarius
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Just dont mess with Gork or Mork dere to kunnin fer you!
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a
Protector Domesticus
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*Puts dead female Tau down*
......I got to find Taldeer, my true love.
*Runs off leaving Deceiver and Moorish to their own devices.*
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