The CdeC Act 2010
Proposer: Яome
Supporters: Mega Tortas de Bodemloze, Belisarius, JrdBnta
His career achievements and record speaks for itself.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/eu...id=leMn8ypg4NR
And if you don't believe the liberal media, there is also the impeccable famously cast iron accurate Wikipedia. To help us avoid accidentally seeing the page of 'paul the human' wikipedia have helpfully put 'octopus' in brackets after the paul. This normal, do not be alarmed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_%28octopus%29
(for Paul the Human see here)
As you can see from Wikipedia amongst such notable triumphs such as fighting in the Battle of Helms Deep, inventing Penicillin and finally dying from syphilis, his skills are listed as thus;
Positives:Negatives:
- 100% prediction record - This means annoying and/or arrogant whiners will never again fool the guardians of the Curia.
- Born in England, raised in Germany - He has the drinking ability of a god, so thus cannot succumb to alcohol based tricks from the aforementioned arrogant whining splinter agents.
- Born in Yorkshire - Immune to financial corruption.
- 8 arms(or legs) - He is capable of gruesomely killing arrogant whiners via strangulation, voting in 8 polls at once, moving 8 threads at once and sublime dancing skills.
- No penis - Excellent defence against honey traps and sex scandal related stings by the News of the World.
- Football fan - Can successfully repel females from the Curia with anecdotes about the abuse of the offside rule.
- Makes Alan Hansen redundant
- Can unscrew jars
We look forward to your support. If you have any questions, I will be happy to answer them.
- Colour blind - Unable to distinguish between ethnic groups.
- Can smell water - Will have to invest in proper toilet instead of continuing the use of the pool.
- Can taste food - May criticise the Curial staffs cooking skills, thus lowering morale, after correctly recognising their food is awful, truly terrible.
- Bias in favour of Germans - Could be problematic in World War Three.
- Sociopathic - Fear of freedom and outdoors.
- Likes children - Before becoming an oracle he was an entertainer for children, after retiring from oracleness (?) he returned to entertain children. Police background checks may be needed.
- Millionaire - Openly degrades non-property owning homeless sea creatures who form 99.99% of sea creatures. Only Spongebob and his abominable husbands own property in the underworld.
- Tendency to raid Lobster dens - Possibly racist. Lawyers are being consulted momentarily.
- No spine - May surrender at any time.
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Originally Posted by Яome
Pillaging and Plundering since 2006
