The Challenge/Duels Thread: Make your 1X1 challenge here

[Nanny de Bodemloze]

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOO ON!!!!!!! hahahahahah!!!

[LuckyLewis]

I hate this game, it brings the worst out of me.

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

I hate this game, it brings the worst out of me.

Let the hate...................Flow......

[LuckyLewis]

Let us go to vote:

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The Bodemlozenges

We marched on the Bodemlozenges. They were rather quaint creatures, living on the vibrant lands outside Nawalgarh, feasting on delicious foods within their self claimed Haveli. They would eagerly walk with pride and grace, while gently singing songs about the very debts of their so called honour. They were held in high regard by many, but not us. For we, as the common people will march on the Bodemlozenges.

The youngest of the feared Bodemlozenges was Fanny, a peculiar fellow; we would always see him from top of the Bodemlozenge tower. He would constantly watch us, his head would mechanically twist and rotate and his eyes kindly provided a wide eyed gaze. He carried a piece of parchment as a keen scribe, a self proclaimed ‘Poet of the Realm’ who used his ever present gaze for that much needed inspiration.

Occasionally, some of young Bodemlozenge's work would make a feathery fall from the beloved tower onto the rugged ground below; he was a staunch believer that his work would prosper with age like the very wine he drunk, his parchments would be renowned with a spice of wit. Foolishly, he never became unaware that unlike the fine wine, it required his overused scribe hand and his unsharpened mind soon punished him for his idiocy.

Elsewhere in the Bodemlozenge Haveli stood Moga, while Fanny had an interest in us and the parchment,
Moga had a bizarre fascination with hermaphroditic animals, particularly with the newly arrived snails from across the abyssal depths of the seas on the British Isles. He watched as the two lovely snails, coined Lesus and Nubuatai, glided across the paved white stones as the vegetation slowly engulfed the passage.

Our lands were littered with parchments and hermaphrodites, they were tainted by the Bodemlozenges as they continued to disregard us, the common people of Nawalgarh.

We finally had enough of such blasphemy as we anxiously gathered the muskets and swords together. I quickly grasped my father’s carefully crafted sword and climbed upon a friendly beast standing motionless in the dry tall grass. We marched on the Bodemlozenges.

FYI - The Bodemlozenges are in no way affiliated with the Bodemlozes.

[MasterBigAb]

Damn that was a headshot - well done Lewis

[Solid Snake]

Oh snap! That was a killing shot!

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

Let us go to vote:

The Mighty L.L. has spoken..... Gimmie a little while to make the vote thread, just walked in the door and everyone's screaming for dinner....

Edit: Alrigthy then the vote is up and running...

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...65#post7818565
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[.Mitch.]

Destroyer83 I challenge YOU to a duel!
You cowardly swine, I have read your AAR, that comedy one of yours, and it is with pitty towards you I challenge you to clash preverbial swords with me in a fight to see who is best writer !! Accept, or crawl away to your AAR an honourless dog!

See here the picture with which we will write our stories!

Picture courtesy of the fine talent that is LuckyLewis.

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[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

.Mitch....

You sent him a linky, right?.....

[.Mitch.]

.Mitch....

You sent him a linky, right?.....

I did yes, and I eagrly await his reply with gay abandon.

[LuckyLewis]

We've turned the TOTW into a ferocious, cruel and violent battleground. *Virtual High Five* to Nanny.

[Nanny de Bodemloze]

(wipes a tear from eye...)

I'm so proud of you all. Just...so proud...

[Destroyer83]

I accept your challenge MITCH!! (I was almost ready to challenge you, but looks like you beat me to the punch) let the glorious battle commence. ONWARD TO VICTORY MY MEN!! ONWARD! CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!!! FOR GLORY!! FOR HONOR!!! FOR TWC!!!!!






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Oh And by the way, I am challenging Super Sea Otter too, Twice the victory will be twice the glory!!

[Super Sea Otter]

I accept your challenge Destroyer. My only word to you shall be, COWARD.

[Destroyer83]

Then let it be so, the legendary Destroyer83 fighting against the Honorable Mitch, and the enthusiastic Super Sea Otter at the same time!!

Here is the pic for the duel against Super Sea Otter. Taken by the world famous Panzershreck.

[Super Sea Otter]

Interesting choice. Very interesting.

[Destroyer83]

Indeed, taken from the Zulu mod, now, if we can get someone to host these duels...

[Super Sea Otter]

AND HERE BE MY SUBMISSION

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Colonel Archer Dornan's 29th Lancaster Regiment

Dornan peered through his rusty old telescope. The South African wastes proved a harsh environment to his regiment, not just the wildlife but the Zulu empire as well. The regiment was checked numerous time by various skirmishes from Zulu soldiers looking to close in before they could get a shot off. Casualties were high for the regiment, and morale wasn't exactly great either.

Nonetheless, Dornan could not help himself but admire the African Savannah, it all seemed so peaceful. Life was teeming everywhere he went, and the landscape was so just so beautiful to him. Whenever he observed the battlefield through his telescope, he'd often lose himself in the view. The landscape was just so damn beautiful to him.

Except for the thousands of Zulus trying to kill him.

His men had deployed in three rank deep line formation, Dornan himself placed himself at the front to reassure the men. Dornan had reassured himself since his regiment was deployed on the crest of a sizable hill, and to his left flank was a Gardner gun. The Regiment therefore, was at a somewhat good position.

"29th! Hold steady!" Dornan shouted, the Zulus were encroaching on his position. Dornan's regiment was about to receive one of the "horns" of the infamous Zulu Buffalo horns formation. The formation resembled a sort of primitive pincer maneuver, however, the pincers or horns, attacked first to pin the enemy on the flanks, while the center would deliver a strike blow to the front.

The Zulu's closed in. Dornan's regiment was ready to receive the devastating charge. The guns were loaded and the bayonets clean and sharp.

"Make ready!" Dornan shouted, the men gripped their guns in a ready position.

"Take aim!" He shouted further, the men lowered their guns, aiming them at the incoming Zulu horde.

Dornan sweated, they were getting closer. Much closer. But he needed to make the volley count. He needed to at least keep them in place for reinforcements or cavalry to arrive and help.

"Fire!"

The men fired their guns, the first rank knelt down, the second proceeded to give off their volley. The third gave off their volley after the second knelt down. Dornan held steady in his position. Clasping his hands behind his back and observing volley after volley. The horde of angry Africans did not stop however, and it seemed that the volleys only made them angrier. They had managed to close with the 29th. The fierce melee between the British and the Zulu went on for about an hour until the Zulu retreated and the British claimed victory. Piles of dead bodies and pools of blood spilled out onto the hill, decorating the grass in a red, almost autumn like color.

Colonel Archer Dornan was killed in the fight.

His last words, accredited to a Sergeant Major were reportedly, "Bugger."

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

[LuckyLewis]

Two challenges at the same time Destroyer? Courageous, but is it wise? Time shall tell sir.

We should really make separate topics for each challenge as I believe that what was originally done.

[Destroyer83]

Indeed, We shall see... And I agree with you about the two seperate threads, as it is only right.