Poll: what are the most masculine movies ever made?

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  1. B.Kaiser's Avatar

    B.Kaiser said:

    Default Poll: what are the most masculine movies ever made?

    Personal top 5 of movies that made my chest hair grow:

    1. Commando
    ,,Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied''

    2. Starship Troopers
    ,,C'mon apes, you want to live forever?!''

    3. Shoot 'em up
    ,,Eat your vegetables''

    4. xXx
    ,,I live for this !''

    5. Judge Dredd
    ,,I knew you'd say that''

    Respectable runner-ups: Escape from LA, 300, Demolition Man, Under Siege and everything with Jason Statham in it.

    Edit: Should have put Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers on the list. Best damn Werewolf movie ever made.
    Last edited by B.Kaiser; June 28, 2010 at 07:37 AM.
     
  2. Darth Ravenous's Avatar

    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Mine,
    1.The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
    2.Predator
    3.Terminator
    4.300
    5.Die Hard
     
  3. Niles Crane's Avatar

    Niles Crane said:

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    Pretty much anything with Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarznegger.
     
  4. Darth Ravenous's Avatar

    Darth Ravenous said:

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    So true,


    or

     
  5. Manco's Avatar

    Manco said:

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    The Notebook.

    Guaranteed to get you laid, and what's more manly than that?
     
  6. Arch-hereticK's Avatar

    Arch-hereticK said:

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    broke-back mountain. There's nothing more manly than having to hide a boner.
     
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    Hookah Smoking Caterpiller said:

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    Do you guys really need a thread to discuss how insecure you all are?
    Hammer & Sickle - Karacharovo

    And I drank it strait down.
     
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    Arch-hereticK said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hookah Smoking Caterpiller View Post
    Do you guys really need a thread to discuss how insecure you all are?
    I'm not insecure..................am I?
     
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    Last Roman said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hookah Smoking Caterpiller View Post
    Do you guys really need a thread to discuss how insecure you all are?
    so talking about what guys normally talk about means were all insecure about our masculinity?
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  10. Mangalore said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Last Roman View Post
    so talking about what guys normally talk about means were all insecure about our masculinity?
    If you think that's what real men talk about then... yeah! Anyhow, have fun...
    "Sebaceans once had a god called Djancaz-Bru. Six worlds prayed to her. They built her temples, conquered planets. And yet one day she rose up and destroyed all six worlds. And when the last warrior was dying, he said, 'We gave you everything, why did you destroy us?' And she looked down upon him and she whispered, 'Because I can.' "
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  11. Darth Ravenous's Avatar

    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangalore View Post
    If you think that's what real men talk about then... yeah! Anyhow, have fun...
    Well considering this is twc there's not alot to talk about.
     
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    Last Roman said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangalore View Post
    If you think that's what real men talk about then... yeah! Anyhow, have fun...
    you dont talk about kickass movies with friends?
    house of Rububula, under the patronage of Nihil, patron of Hotspur, David Deas, Freddie, Askthepizzaguy and Ketchfoop
    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company
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  13. Mangalore said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Last Roman View Post
    you dont talk about kickass movies with friends?
    It doesn't indicate any masculinity on my or my friend's part to do so. Anyway I was just pulling legs.
    "Sebaceans once had a god called Djancaz-Bru. Six worlds prayed to her. They built her temples, conquered planets. And yet one day she rose up and destroyed all six worlds. And when the last warrior was dying, he said, 'We gave you everything, why did you destroy us?' And she looked down upon him and she whispered, 'Because I can.' "
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  14. Darth Ravenous's Avatar

    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Pffft....we're not insecure.
     
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    Gaidin said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by B.Kaiser View Post
    Respectable runner-ups: Escape from LA,
    How you can say this instead of Escape from New York is sad.
    One thing is for certain: the more profoundly baffled you have been in your life, the more open your mind becomes to new ideas.
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    Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
     
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    Cyrus the Virus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Octy View Post
    Pretty much anything with Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarznegger.
    QFT.

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Ravenous View Post
    Mine,
    1.The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
    2.Predator
    3.Terminator
    4.300
    5.Die Hard
    Actually a good list.

    Thought of pretty much them all, especially Die Hard and Predator.

    Possibly Sin City as well because of Willis and Rourke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gaidin View Post
    How you can say this instead of Escape from New York is sad.
    Yeah, that's totally inaccurate. Snake disapporves -99.

    "And the Heavens Shall Tremble"
    Resistance is futile™


    "ehn sewr traih-sluyrds-lairareh"
     
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    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Well Cyrus I could've just made the whole list with Clint because every movie of his defines manliness such as,
    Grand Torino
    A Fistful of Dollars
    For a Few Dollars More
    Pale Rider
    The Outlaw Josey Wales
    Dirty Harry just to name a few
     
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    Cyrus the Virus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Ravenous View Post
    Well Cyrus I could've just made the whole list with Clint because every movie of his defines manliness such as,
    Grand Torino
    A Fistful of Dollars
    For a Few Dollars More
    Pale Rider
    The Outlaw Josey Wales
    Dirty Harry just to name a few
    It's fair. Isn't it?
    Have not seen Gran Torino though.

    Only watched it once or so, but in Heartbreak Ridge he played as a hardassed Sergeant.

    "And the Heavens Shall Tremble"
    Resistance is futile™


    "ehn sewr traih-sluyrds-lairareh"
     
  19. Darth Ravenous's Avatar

    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrus the Virus View Post
    It's fair. Isn't it?
    Have not seen Gran Torino though.

    Only watched it once or so, but in Heartbreak Ridge he played as a hardassed Sergeant.
    Not to spoil to much but watch this scene,
     
  20. B.Kaiser's Avatar

    B.Kaiser said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaidin View Post
    How you can say this instead of Escape from New York is sad.
    Two words: Steve Buscemi.