Sick Kids Challenge the Hem Clan to a 2v2 TO THE DEATH!!....I don't want to die

We will challenge the famous camper clan The Hemorrhoids.

We will challenge you on Grassy Flatlands to give us the advantage against your all round defense of your spawn!!

Your staked fortresses, unicorn usage, and your light infantry spams, stand no chance against the Sick Kids!!!

The Whooping Cough Boy will blow or cough your defenses apart and I will use my calculations to target the weak points in your defenses....but I have to clean my glasses first and get a dozen Inhalers.

Shooting your opponents with your artillery is just as much "attacking" as running up to your opponent's (who very well may not even have the option of purchasing rifle units) line with your rifle units, firing a round and running off ("falling line strategy"), which is an extremely prevalent strategy in Napoleon Total War (and also EXTREMELY non-historic!). There is absolutely no difference between artillery "spamming" and "arty camping" and rifle "spamming" and "rifle unit falling line strategy camping", except maybe that rifle unit camping is far more effective because of the inherant accuracy of rifles and inaccuracy of artillery, and also the fact that the falling line strategy is extremely non-historic and utterly ridiculous in the context of actual Naploeonic warfare, whereas artillery camping is very appropriate to the time period The longer range of artillery somewhat makes up for this, which is what the game is all about (i.e. "trade offs"). Limiting artillery is merely a way of eliminating the most effective rifle "spammer" falling line strategy and leaving your opponent with no real alternative except to also spam rifles, or spam lancers who will get slaughtered by supported rifle units (so this is really not an option at all). Of course, the host will hope that his opponent chooses a faction which has no rifle units, thereby granting him an "automatic" victory. If the host's opponent counters with a rifle unit spamming strategy of his own, the host will normally either wait his opponent out (wait until his opponent attacks so that he can still use the falling line strategy) or rage quit.

This match is fate and fate wants blood....Oh yes there will be blood.....coming out of my nose during this match if it gets crazy

now this is a game i would like to see...

It will certainly be a fun match triphammer, hopfully The Asthma Kid will be manly enough to post his butt getting whipped on youtube

Originally Posted by Major Hemorrhoid's Brother

It will certainly be a fun match triphammer, hopfully The Asthma Kid will be manly enough to post his butt getting whipped on youtube

Hopefully you won't camp YAY I MADE MY FIRST PUN!!!!!

oh dear

This should be an epic battle >Hemorroid Brothers vs The Sick Kids <

Although if I lose it's because of the increased power of cav brought to us in the patch... (I think you may have paid CA off to release the patch at this time)

i actually paid CA to elliminate infantry altogether - i guess they didnt need the money after all

That would be bloody epic....

Will be* Because it's going to happen very soon

This match is so close to being played that It's already make my nose run

Then you gentlemen will certainly have to record the match and post it for all us lesser mortals to see, and adore.

I will post a match if I win Lt. Hawke otherwise me or my bro will most likely rage quit and then deny that the battle ever took place.