Oddest Classical music ever

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  1. ★Bandiera Rossa☭'s Avatar

    ★Bandiera Rossa☭ said: June 20, 2010 03:59 AM

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    I would vote for "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mi...%C3%B6n_sauber

    Leck mire den Arsch recht schön,
    fein sauber lecke ihn,
    fein sauber lecke, leck mire den Arsch
    Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
    nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
    den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
    Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
    nur her, machet die Prob'
    und leckt, leckt, leckt.
    Jeder leckt sein Arsch fur sich
    Please share some of your favorite odd music by classical composers.

    Last edited by ★Bandiera Rossa☭; June 20, 2010 at 04:24 AM.

     

  2. iudas said: June 20, 2010 04:10 AM

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    Never heard of it.
     

  3. pannonian said: June 20, 2010 04:30 AM

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    I've never heard of this, but I presume this was what "Lick My Love Pump" references.
    imbling

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    Petrov said: June 20, 2010 04:53 AM

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    and like the 2 above posts

    never heard of this
     

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    Petrov said: June 20, 2010 04:54 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dialectical Materialist View Post
    I would vote for "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mi...%C3%B6n_sauber



    Please share some of your favorite odd music by classical composers.

    also are you realyl a communist?
     

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    ★Bandiera Rossa☭ said: June 20, 2010 04:58 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vassily Petrov View Post
    also are you realyl a communist?
    Yes..but what does that have to do with me finding a song called "Lick my Ass" to be odd?

     

  7. iudas said: June 20, 2010 05:18 AM

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    Mozart actually wrote numerous pieces dealing with toilet themes.
     

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    Ardruire Iacób said: June 20, 2010 06:12 AM

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    Yeah, they considered it funny back in his time. Scatological humour was quite acceptable for the upper classes, back in the late 1700s.
     

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    Garbarsardar said: June 20, 2010 06:36 AM

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    John Cage: 4'33'' for piano (1952)



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    Ardruire Iacób said: June 20, 2010 07:21 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    John Cage: 4'33'' for piano (1952)

    That's not classical music.

    It's Avant-Garde.

    I'd call it Minimalist, but it doesn't really feature any of its characteristics.
     

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    Garbarsardar said: June 20, 2010 09:37 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruire View Post
    That's not classical music.

    It's Avant-Garde.

    I'd call it Minimalist, but it doesn't really feature any of its characteristics.
    How do you define classical music?


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    Taxandrius said: June 20, 2010 10:07 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    How do you define classical music?


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_period_(music)
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    MrMofo said: June 21, 2010 02:35 PM

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    ♔Jean-Luc Picard♔ said: June 23, 2010 01:57 PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMofo View Post
    that was quite awesome.

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    Dr. Croccer said: June 24, 2010 10:44 AM

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    I've heard of it before on Cracked, about what a dirty bastard Mozart really was.
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