best and worst unit quotes?

[Yojimbo]

I think the total war series has alot of great voices. What are you fave quotes from units?

i like

"that's right FOOOOL its an enemy ship" : m2tw enemy Muslim navy

"MY sultan wishes you dead!!!": enemy Muslim general

"feed them death and hell!": Muslim infantry

"Kiiiiiiiiiiillll themmmmmmmmm" Roman infantry

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" roman general (hearing this used to give me shivers whewn i first started playing rtw)

"UNLEASH HELL!": Roman units

"grenediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiersssssss awaiting orders": ntw grenadiers under fire

ntw is the first total war where voices change when the unit is under fire it really adds to the feel of battles.

Least fave

cresssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhennnnn arrrrrrcherrrrrrrrrrzzzz: cretan archers, just sounds terrible

"the day is ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrssssss" roman battle announcer, its just so girly

Pretty much everything eastern diplomats say sounds like hes reading out of a phonebook.

[Praefectus praetorio]

Lol, the muslim general voices from M2TW were great!

"LEAVE THIS LAND INFIDEL OR I WILL REMOVE YOU!"

"Even if you do not deserve it I will give the infidel a fair fight."

Also

Scots:

"I will cut off yer head and spit down yer neck!"

Russians:

"We will not count you as enemyyy."

[Heavy Weapons Guy]

Scots:

"I will cut off yer head and spit down yer neck!"
"

Nope, Irish! This is my favorite too!

Swedish artillery from ETW,

[Praefectus praetorio]

Nope, Irish! This is my favorite too!

Scots say that too. I believe they share same voice files.

[FabianScarus]

Scots say that too. I believe they share same voice files.

They do, I've heard a Irish princess say "All of Scotland resents you" before...

[Eggyolkhio]

Paaaaavvvvveeeeeaaasssseee crossbowmen!

[Voodo chile]

lol the russians and hungarians in Mtw2 sound like borat.
Most of the quotes from the Roman battle announcer in rtw are extremely exaggerated. I hated that guy but i could never get his voice to dissappear.

[gaunty14]

agreed I hated the Roman voices in general for Rome TW. They could at least try and hide the american accents

"The day is OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

[|Sith| Max]

Three words: Carthaginian Campaign Intro.
"Last night, the crying of the children kept me awake." - Castrated pedophile.

[Doyle141]

Three words: Carthaginian Campaign Intro.
"Last night, the crying of the children kept me awake." - Castrated pedophile.

I haven't laughed so hard in months

[Xion]

Good ones:ETW-Diplomat after war declared-You understand, that I do not wish you well.
Medieval 2 General's speech involving a snake. I forget the exact lines, but it has this in it: Snakesnakesnakesnakesnakesnake! Take it away!
RTW- Barbarians- The enemy general runs like a startled goat! Hunt him! Goats make good eating

Worst-The Roman annoucer and the women units in rtw, they sound slightly higher than the men.

[Kuhndog]

"I want to see blood! I want to BATHE in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, KILL THEM ALL"

"The enemy war god must have a sense of humour, I mean look at them"

[Yojimbo]

"I want to see blood! I want to BATHE in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, KILL THEM ALL"

"The enemy war god must have a sense of humour, I mean look at them"

Kill the enemy! I yearn to wade in their entrails! It s nasty hobby I know.

And watch where you put your feet lads, they have slippery entrails!

And please lads no skipping with the entrails this time.

Our enemies will soon have guts aplenty, but only on the outside of their corpses.

The enemy look really frightening. To livestock, probably.

[Kuhndog]

Kill the enemy! I yearn to wade in their entrails! It s nasty hobby I know.

And watch where you put your feet lads, they have slippery entrails!

And please lads no skipping with the entrails this time.

Our enemies will soon have guts aplenty, but only on the outside of their corpses.

The enemy look really frightening. To livestock, probably.

That general has issues.

[Sanguinary Guardian]

"Gods, I hate Gauls..." that phrase pretty much sums up RTW for me, as did the intro of the Julii...
I hate the accents they always give to Eastern factions...they always sound like Arab terrorists from B-grade Hollywood movies

[removeduser_4536284751384]

The greek guy with the breaking voice "ARCHERERS"

Or the roman announcement when you win a heroic victory "This is a moment of triumph to savour! ROMAN ARMS HAVE CRUSHED THE ENEMY!!!"

[Dr.Own]

"Ill rip of your head on spit and your next"-Scottish General
"Soon enough Ill enjoy your land...and your women" Italian general
"You talkin to me" Italian general

[jukeness]

RTW some Barbarian faction right after all enemy units rout: The enemy show their worth......nothing!

[Emperor of The Great Unknown]

"Today is a good day to die" Ahhhh!!!! Assination mission failure!

"Don't tell mon kaiser you have discovered me!"

"Thats right FOOL it's an enemy ship!"

"I want to see blood! I want to BATHE in their blood! I want to bathe in their blood for a week! Now, KILL THEM ALL"

[King Of Scotland]

"I have a claymore for ye here yelly!" , Scots.

"I'll rip off yer head and spit on your neck!", again, Scots.