Help Cheer Up Keanu Reeves

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  1. Space Wolves's Avatar

    Space Wolves said: June 15, 2010 08:37 PM

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    http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...996460,00.html


    LoL wut?

    he does look sad, lets show him so love!

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    hellheaven1987 said: June 15, 2010 08:47 PM

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    He is sad because he figure out someone is disturbing his sandwitch time.
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    gambit said: June 15, 2010 08:56 PM

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    The man CLEARLY has major clinical depression. I mean, what, is he just frustrated that when he shows the slightest imperfection half the e-world starts to go obsessive and intrude in his personal life?

    thats ludicrious you shut up sir
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    hellheaven1987 said: June 15, 2010 09:09 PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicrious View Post
    The man CLEARLY has major clinical depression. I mean, what, is he just frustrated that when he shows the slightest imperfection half the e-world starts to go obsessive and intrude in his personal life?

    thats ludicrious you shut up sir
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    saxdude said: June 15, 2010 09:46 PM

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    Whoa

    In all fairness he does look depressed.
     

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    Darth Ravenous said: June 16, 2010 12:42 AM

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    Sucks for him, it may just be the first time he's ever shown an emotion.
     

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    the_mango55 said: June 16, 2010 02:15 AM

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    I thought this was going to be about the photoshops.
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    Admiral Piett said: June 16, 2010 04:58 AM

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    God forbid that celebrities are flesh and blood people. Truly, if you are ever at a film festival or you happen into one at some point, they like nothing more than being treated like a normal human being and with some respect.
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    Godfrey I of Leuven said: June 16, 2010 05:19 AM

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    Dr. Croccer said: June 16, 2010 01:13 PM

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    Kamos said: June 16, 2010 01:54 PM

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    How the hell else are you supposed to eat a sandwich at a bench?
     

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    EireEmerald said: June 16, 2010 02:52 PM

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    With a smile Kamos! with a smile!
     

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    Kamos said: June 16, 2010 04:30 PM

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    With a smile Kamos! with a smile!
    DAMN IT MAN! It may just have to much mayo!
     

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    MaximiIian said: June 16, 2010 03:06 PM

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    Sandwiches aren't smile food. Now, steak or something; that's worth smiling about.

    In any case, I am not surprised. The Internet and its meme system is built on taking small random things and repeating with obsessive inanity.
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    Katsumoto said: June 16, 2010 04:43 PM

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    It's probably just the sandwich; it looks pretty bland and tasteless to me.
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    InsaneHanz said: June 16, 2010 05:35 PM

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    I'm not sure if all of this is true, but it's a good story none the less.

    Keanu Reeves has had a hard life.

    >Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.
    >Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic moves they promised they would make together.
    >Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.
    >Unable to cope, they split up.
    >She dies in a car accident two years later.
    >Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.
    >It has gone on public record that he prefers spending his birthdays alone.

    And he very often feels sad.

    >Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
    >Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
    >I believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems.
    >I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.
    >I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.
    >I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.
    >It's fun to be hopelessly in love. It's dangerous, but it's fun.
    >When the people you love are gone, you're alone.

    But it doesn't stop him from doing nice things.

    >Offered to take a 75% pay cut if it meant Al Pacino could be cast in The Devil's Advocate.
    >Offered to take a 90% pay cut if it meant Gene Hackman could be cast in The Replacements.
    >Donated 50 of the 70 million dollars he made off of the Matrix films to the costume and special effects teams.
    >Bought a Harley for every stuntman who worked on the Matrix Reloaded
    >Donates most of his money to charities for cancer research
     

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    HansDuet said: June 16, 2010 05:48 PM

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    Smile Keanu. Smile.

     

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    the_mango55 said: June 17, 2010 04:47 PM

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    STILL NO PHOTOSHOPS, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERTHING MYSELF?!?!

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    EireEmerald said: June 17, 2010 04:54 PM

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    We should all seduce him and make him feel wanted again. Make him feel like he is " the one " again.


    We could alternatively shoot him multiple times and see if he can suck out the bullets again.
     

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    Raradir said: June 19, 2010 12:21 PM

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    He's probably in deep thought "Ferrari or Bugatti"
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