Bill of Rights Lite
The current status of the Bill of Rights; Agree/Disagree?
AMENDMENT I.
Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by its
own public exercise thereof and shall make no laws abridging the freedom
of "responsible" speech, unless such speech is in a digitized form or
contains material that is copyrighted, classified, proprietary or deeply
offensive to non-Europeans, non-males, differently-abled or
alternatively preferenced persons; or the right of the people to
peaceably assemble, unless such assembly is taking place on corporate or
military property or within an electronic environment; or to petition
the Government for a redress of grievances, unless those grievances
relate to national security.
AMENDMENT II. A well-regulated Militia having become irrelevant to the security of the
State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms against each other,
shall nevertheless remain uninfringed, excepting such arms as may be
afforded by the poor or those preferred by drug pushers, terrorists and
organized criminals, which shall be banned.
AMENDMENT III. No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house, without
the consent of the owner, unless that house is thought to have been used
for the distribution of illegal substances.
AMENDMENT IV. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,
and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, may be
suspended to protect public welfare. Upon the unsupported suspicion of
law enforcement officials, any place or conveyance shall be subject to
immediate search, and any such places or conveyances or property within
them may be permanently confiscated without further judicial proceeding.
AMENDMENT V. Any person may be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous
crime involving illicit substances, terrorism or upon any suspicion
whatever; and may be subject for the same offense to be twice put in
jeopardy of life or limb, once by the state courts and again by the
Federal judiciary; and may be compelled by various means, including the
forced submission of breath samples,bodily fluids or encryption keys to
be a witness against himself, refusal to do so constituting an admission
of guilt, and may be deprived of life, liberty, or property without
further legal delay; and any private property thereby forfeited shall be
dedicated to the discretioary use of law enforcement agents without just
compensation.
AMENDMENT VI. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a
speedy and private plea bargaining session before pleading guilty. He is
entitled to the assistance of underpaid and indifferent counsel to
negotiate his sentence, except where such sentence falls under Federal
mandatory sentencing requirements.
AMENDMENT VII. In suits at common law, where the contesting parties have nearly
unlimited resources to spend on legal fees, the right of trial by jury
shall be preserved.
AMENDMENT VIII. Sufficient bail may be required to insure that dangerous criminals will
remain in custody, where cruel and unusual punishments are usually inflicted.
AMENDMENT IX. The enumeration in the Constition, of certain rights, shall not be
construed to deny or disparage others which may be retained by the
Government to preserve public order, family values or national security.
AMENDMENT X. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are
reserved to the Departments of Justice and Treasury, except when the
states are willing to forsake Federal financing.
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