Napoleonic song parodies

Take a song we all might know, and change the lyrics to that of a napoleonic nature.. just for fun!

Here's my attempt with 'Hi ho silver' Lining by Jeff Beck


"You're marching out no-where, baby,
You're under attack
Slogging down the spanish hillside in your bicorne hat
Galloping across the country and getting fat
Saying everything is groovy
When your boots are flat

And it's huz-zar Connaught Rangers
Anywhere you march now, baby
I see your bayonettes shining but Wellsey will make a fuss
Though it's obvious"

This is the official sign that Napoleon has gone stale.

hehe, well we can breathe a breath of fresh air to it by singing !

There were times in that short film I wish were not dull
But that's how it's supposed to go, and what makes it cool
His dancing skills were slick, really hard to taunt
But the part that made me shed tears for, was the ending songReview on baume & mercier hampton

To the tune of Spandau Ballet = Gold

Thank you for charging home,
sorry that the battles are all won
the general has taken the scorn

these are my slogging days
slowly being trodden away
just another shot for today
oh but I'm scared of you,but I'm scared of you

nothing left to make me feel small
luck has left the old guard so tall

(Chorus)
Bold!
always believe in your sword
you've got the valour to know
you are destructable
always believe in,because you are
Bold
glad that letting it burn
there's something I could have learned
you are destructable,always believe in

To ACDC's "Back in Black"


Back in Grey!
With Marshal Ney
Been on Elba but I'm here today
Let Loose
From the Noose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmbbFD_XhQ

Great if you have knees instead of ears.

Anymore golden greats!?

Golden Brown:

Napoleon, on total war
Makes me want to lay the cannons
It is the place, where you are mine
Never around with grapeful shouts.
(Clavichord flies by)
Napoleon too many stars
Poor old Nelson never to land
Without the guard
to guard your back now
Never around when Steam 's down.

(La la la... and all that)

Nice, I like it!