The newest neo-feminist fascist conspiracy theory
Yes, I know that everyone is going to say I am a nutcase.But, here is one request: please, everyone, try to keep an open mind.
To the moderators: I promise that this thread is not mindless crazy stuff like the previous threads that I started on Bush a couple of days ago. This is a proper conspiracy theory, my latest one.
And finally: this thread is not a joke. It is proper and reasonably serious.
Please, try to all keep an open mind.
Ok, where to start.
Feminism was once an ok thing, but now that has changed. Neo-Fascist organisations run by evil neo-feminist women are attempting to create armies for use against men. And I now have new proof of this: A dream.
In this dream, there was a time portal, and loads of women were being sucked into it. I think Bush was in it as well, although I don't remember exactly what he was doing in my dream.
I was thinking a couple of weeks ago about a new conspiracy theory, which I have meanwhile thought deeply about. This conspiracy theory just appeared in my mind, for whatever reason.
And this is my latest arguement against feminism: (This is taken from my novel, partly)
Neo-feminist fascist women are slowly taking over the world. These women are lying and manipulating their way into power, using weak and evil men such as Tony Blair to conquer Europe.
How can they be combated?
The first rule - never trust any woman who is not being ruled by a man. Any woman who is using men for her own ends is not a true comrade. Any young woman or girl who is exploiting the desires of younger men with her body deserves only to be a servant of men.
The law of the Red Controller states that no woman may ever be allowed into politics. Women may Not vote, unless they have an IQ in excess of 130. Men with an IQ in excess of 90 may vote freely.
The following equality laws must be upheld by all comrades to maintain the honour, honesty, dignity, and justice of the Red Controller:
1. Women with an IQ in excess of 130 may vote. Any below that cannot vote.
2. Women are not allowed to chose which man they marry. In the old tradition of honourable socialist western society, only the man may chose the woman to marry, not the other way round. Women cannot be forced into marriage, but may only marry a man if the man choses to marry them. Otherwise, they cannot get married to anyone. Any who deviate from this law may be punished under Law 81 of the Revolutionary People's book of laws. Punishment ranges from mild fining to life imprisonment.
3. Women cannot join any political party.
4. Women who use their boyfriends or husbands for their own gains with regards to money, politics, or marriage will be justly punished under Law 86 of the RPBL(Revolutionary People's Book of Laws)and any who defy the will of the true people by this immoral act will face life imprisonment at the least.
Here is the direct proof of neo-feminist fascist conspiracies:
This is what I believe is going to happen. This is all from my mind, not from any real events in society. The following may sound a little crazy, but it is what I believe. This is all fictional stuff from my mind, my conspiracy theory. Here it is:
Tony Blair is ruled by a woman, his wife, who is supposedly shorter than him. But she is not. As far as I can tell, he is 5 feet 7 inches and she is 5 feet 9 inches. This is utterly wrong, and the fact that Tony Blair is such as short man is proof that he is an evil neo- fascist supporter of neo-feminism, and not a true man at all.
Dawn Upshaw, the famous opera singer, is supposedly harmless. But this is the whole flaw in the rest of the world's thinking. They cannot see beyond the present. After all, who would suspect an opera singer of plotting with her President, George W. Bush, to turn the United States into a religious dictatorship with Bush as an Emperor?
She, with an entire, massive "army" of other women, all over 5 feet 8 inches tall, will travel throughout the capital cities of each U.S. State. Here, these women will offer their "services" to the greedy politicians of the capital. They will, by their sheer beauty and evil power of seduction, control and influence the minds of the entire populations of these cities, turning them all into bush-supporting hard-line neo-fascists.
She and her evil "army" will finally reach Washington D.C., and do the same. President Bush himself will kiss this lady in public, in front of millions of onlookers, formally. He will then order several soldiers to drag her and several of her 5 feet ten inch tall supporters into a church.
Warning: the following paragraphs contain graphic descriptions of violence and gore.
The likely outcome would be this:
The neo-feminists spoke.
"Men of the church, you will serve neo-feminism, or god will punish you."
The priests looked shocked. "You fools, you commit blasphemy against god! You liars, servants of fascists! God will never serve your cause!"
"Then you will die."
One of the neo-feminist soldiers takes a concealed machete out of her robe.
The priests shout and scream in horror, waving the holy cross in the air. "Curse you, curse you, evil women! May god's wrath fall upon you! Shameful non-true believers!"
"All heretics will be slaughtered!" shouts one of the women. All 16 of them draw machetes.
"CHARGE! ATTACK!" they scream in their evil high-pitched neo-feminist voices, and run torwards the defenceless priests, who are now cowering in horror. Men bowing down to women! So shameful.
Waving their machetes and screaming like maniacs, the evil neo-feminists jump and dive upon the priests with their knives. Screams fill the air.
One priest desperately defends himself with a copy of the bible against three insane screaming feminists with machetes. They dive upon him and slit his throat. Blood squirts out.
Blood and bowels are flung into the air. Screaming and shouting reaches an incredible din of terrible noise. Priests' blood and veins are spurting out of their bodies. Intestinal cords are spilling out of bellies. Heads are flying through the air. Arms and legs are being chopped off. Blood covers the room.
After the massacre is over, the neo-feminists walk out with the soldiers, carrying with them several copies of the bible. The leader hands one of them to Bush, who grins like the evil man he is, sniggering quietly with several of the neo-feminists, one of whom slips a severed arm into his jacket, purely for fun. Seeing the blood pooling at his feet, Bush looks surprised, and then grins. The neo-feminists walk down to the ground.
Standing on the altar, Bush opens the bible, which is a changed version of the real bible, and starts reading.
"People of the United States of America, here is the new, more true, no longer heretical version of the bible." he burps loudly. Several people laugh, and are subsequently shot dead by Bush's soldiers. He smiles, clears his throat, and begins reading, from the ten commandments.
"Thou Shalt Righteously Kill All Unbelievers."
Most of the converted crowd cheers. Some of them gasp, and are dragged off and killed by the feminist soldiers.
Bush continues.
"The rest of it just says, uh......uhhh........can't read that........god damn......."
An advisor takes the book from Bush and shows him something. A few seconds later, Bush grins and takes the book back, and continues.
"Uhh, it just says: Kill all unbelievers, kill all who are not of the pure anglo-saxon blood, massacre and slaughter the lambs that are not God's Children, yeah, and all of them god damned impure godless commie dirtbags!"
The crowd cheers wildly, waving flags that say: "I love Bush" in the air and screaming: "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" loudly.
This continues until later on, with the evil sacrifice of a true communist.
This is basically part of the main neo-feminist conspiracy.
They will then ask Tony Blair for support, who will ask Pakistan's government for support, who, using some crazy religious fanatics of their own, will communicate with some other realm which they will teleport minerals from, which will be sent to the Ural Mountains in Russia. They will be "charged" there, in a cave, with energy, while Blair is attempting to turn Europe into a religious dictatorship. These minerals will be sent back to Pakistan, whose government will use them to produce laser weaponry for use in an imperialistic soon to be war. Worse of all, they will send back new information to the conspirators in Europe on genetic programming, allowing the neo-feminist fascist conspirators to begin to produce cloned armies of genetically enhanced women neo-feminist soldiers, all over 6 feet tall.
That is my very latest conspiracy theory. Thoughts? Is is realistic?
Maybe I am a little mad.Not always though.
To the moderators:
Please, do not close this thread! I know that it is crazy, but at least it isn't meaningless stuff like what I posted before.
I ask humbly for the moderators not to close it. After all, it is interesting, isn't it?
Originally Posted by Bovril
Engles would be rolling over in his grave.
Drak you are my hereo!!! You should be thinking of putting your ideas into a book believe me people will buy it!!! 
