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    Default Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1

    The gist: A satellite malfunctioned, but instead of drifting in space it keeps operating at full capacity but doesn't respond to orders from Earth. This sat may interfere with other satelite signal.

    Paranoids and cospiracy theorists unite! The official theory is that the sat malfunctioned because of a solar flare, and the scientists are confounded how it keeps working.

    What do you think?

    (Personally, I don't think it's a solar flare that fried the sat. I believe it's either a software bug combined with a small hardware bug. It might be malicius attempt from another company in order to undermine Intelsat but I can't know)
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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    russians sent space monkeys in order to sabotage it

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Well, it's not exactly easy to "hack" a satellite.

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Quote Originally Posted by Mithie View Post
    Well, it's not exactly easy to "hack" a satellite.
    No, for Russian space monkeys squad it's relatively simple task.

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Clearly Skynet is upon us.


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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    It's the Joos!

    They've already conquered the world, now they're taking over the final frontier!
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    Both male and female walruses have tusks and have been observed using these overgrown teeth to help pull themselves out of the water.

    The mustached and long-tusked walrus is most often found near the Arctic Circle, lying on the ice with hundreds of companions. These marine mammals are extremely sociable, prone to loudly bellowing and snorting at one another, but are aggressive during mating season. With wrinkled brown and pink hides, walruses are distinguished by their long white tusks, grizzly whiskers, flat flipper, and bodies full of blubber.
    Walruses use their iconic long tusks for a variety of reasons, each of which makes their lives in the Arctic a bit easier. They use them to haul their enormous bodies out of frigid waters, thus their "tooth-walking" label, and to break breathing holes into ice from below. Their tusks, which are found on both males and females, can extend to about three feet (one meter), and are, in fact, large canine teeth, which grow throughout their lives. Male walruses, or bulls, also employ their tusks aggressively to maintain territory and, during mating season, to protect their harems of females, or cows.
    The walrus' other characteristic features are equally useful. As their favorite meals, particularly shellfish, are found near the dark ocean floor, walruses use their extremely sensitive whiskers, called mustacial vibrissae, as detection devices. Their blubbery bodies allow them to live comfortably in the Arctic region—walruses are capable of slowing their heartbeats in order to withstand the polar temperatures of the surrounding waters.
    The two subspecies of walrus are divided geographically. Atlantic walruses inhabit coastal areas from northeastern Canada to Greenland, while Pacific walruses inhabit the northern seas off Russia and Alaska, migrating seasonally from their southern range in the Bering Sea—where they are found on the pack ice in winter—to the Chukchi Sea. Female Pacific walruses give birth to calves during the spring migration north.
    Only Native Americans are currently allowed to hunt walruses, as the species' survival was threatened by past overhunting. Their tusks, oil, skin, and meat were so sought after in the 18th and 19th centuries that the walrus was hunted to extinction in the Gulf of St. Lawrence and around Sable Island, off the coast of Nova Scotia.

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Russia in association with Syknet funded by Justin Hammer...

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Beware
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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    The Matrix or Terminator. Take your pick folks.

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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    Lol though this clearly has implications for future projects. Can you imagine if something actually happened like this to a really important satellite in the future?
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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    It's US gov't trying to hide the evidence that they were the ones who made the DJ drop recently.
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    Default Re: Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

    I'm siding with the Russian squad of elite space monkies theory, it has the most logic behind it.

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