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    Default Oil found in the Falklands...

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle7118852.ece

    I'm quite worried. We Brits are not the best of friends with the Argies for obvious reasons, but now we've found 17 billion pounds worth of oil is sure to upset them. What was pretty much a windswept naval base that held very little commericial value, could now be the cause of re-newed hostilities. Falklands war 2 maybe?

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    Default Re: Oil found in the Falklands...

    No.

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    The Argentinians learned their lesson. They may whine about it and , but they will never resort to outright force again.
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    Default Re: Oil found in the Falklands...

    Quote Originally Posted by Akkromeglian View Post
    Falklands war 2 maybe?
    No.

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    What if they slap us with a Coffee embargo? :O Or Beef?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akkromeglian View Post
    What if they slap us with a Coffee embargo?
    they grow coffee in Argentina?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonius View Post
    they grow coffee in Argentina?
    Pretty sure i bought Argie coffee from ASDA before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonius View Post
    they grow coffee in Argentina?
    We drink coffee? If the Argentinians hope to cause any damage to the British public they'd need to intercept our tea supplies.

    That would result in a large number of veeery pissed off British soldiers, sailors and airmen coming after them...

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    Default Re: Oil found in the Falklands...

    Quote Originally Posted by Akkromeglian View Post
    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle7118852.ece

    I'm quite worried. We Brits are not the best of friends with the Argies for obvious reasons, but now we've found 17 billion pounds worth of oil is sure to upset them. What was pretty much a windswept naval base that held very little commericial value, could now be the cause of re-newed hostilities. Falklands war 2 maybe?
    thats not actually that much oil.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Heinz Guderian View Post
    thats not actually that much oil.
    No but it exacerbates things.

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    Default Re: Oil found in the Falklands...

    Quote Originally Posted by Akkromeglian View Post
    No but it exacerbates things.
    nah, it'll be fine




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    Phone the Americans, tell them we're really sorry but we have to leave the Helmand party early!

    We've got 500 soldiers and 4 fighters on the islands, plus a Rapid Reaction Force ready to be assembled and shipped out if the Islands are seen to be under threat. If an Argentine soldier even farts at the Falklands we'll have it covered in DPM Green post haste.

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    Frankly, If the argies try anything again, then we can probably sink whatever is coming our way with the ship we have stationed there, a sub stationed there, coastal defences and the 4 Eurofighters.

    If by some miracle they do get some poor chaps on the islands, then the 500 Royal Marines there would cream them in about 40 minutes, in time for lunch.

    Nothing to worry abput.
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    What if we beat them in the world cup? That might just push them over the edge...

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    Considering the fact that the Argentinian Air Force and Navy fly the same aircraft they had 28 years ago, no effing way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by torongill View Post
    Considering the fact that the Argentinian Air Force and Navy fly the same aircraft they had 28 years ago, no effing way.
    +rep Wasnt aware of this.

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    maybe the argies knew all along.
    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

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    Ahh, OP, I can see that you are new to all of this.
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    Default Re: Oil found in the Falklands...

    We already knew the islands had oil.

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    Leave it there don't touch it.

    Keep it as a natural reserve.

    Spill Baby Spill!

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