Twilight Saga

Discuss this arguably epic saga here.

*Ducks to avoid flame*

I'm not sure if a series of books that's essentially the fictionalisation of the author's wet dreams should be classified as a saga.

Originally Posted by The Dude

I'm not sure if a series of books that's essentially the fictionalisation of the author's wet dreams should be classified as a saga.

Hahaha

I'm glad my girlfriend hates twilight.

The messed up thing is that a couple months ago, I caught two of my good (male) friends talking about Twilight in a positive...err...light. Not people you would expect either. One is a sports journalist the other is an Iraq war vet with the PA national guard. I can tell you that some busting of balls resulted.

I LOVE TWILIGHT, BEST MOVIES AND BOOKS EVER

Originally Posted by Shin

I LOVE TWILIGHT, BEST MOVIES AND BOOKS EVER

Obvious troll is obvious

I think that Twilight is a fad, and that as soon as they finish the movies they will fade away. Harry Potter on the other hand

Originally Posted by Nevins

Obvious troll is obvious

REPORTED
And i wasnt kidding. Twilight is the best

Sexist and mind numbing trash, I really don't see how so many girls find that kind of dysfunctional relationship romantic.

And that's just after watching the first movie, I've heard it gets even worse.

Originally Posted by Manco

Sexist and mind numbing trash, I really don't see how so many girls find that kind of dysfunctional relationship romantic.

And that's just after watching the first movie, I've heard it gets even worse.

The appeal of twilight to young girls can be sumarized by two pictures really:

1:

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Add the love story, the lack of gore and violence (mostly) and all the silly girly worrying that the males do.

And you have a young girl (they call those girls: "bakvis" here) magnet

Question for Twilight fans, which trilogy is better Twilight or Lord of the Rings?

Originally Posted by D.B. Cooper

Question for Twilight fans, which trilogy is better Twilight or Lord of the Rings?

You should be hunted down for even daring to compare the Lord of the Rings and Twilight!

Originally Posted by HansDuet

This is awesome .

I can't stand this trash. Kinda saddens me that females expect me to act like those fools in twilight to get any kind of ass

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The thing I don't like about Twilight is that in the posters, the main female character looks much better looking than she is IRL.

I hated(disliked) the whole craze of the Twilight phen.(ffs that book was everywhere,even when i went on vacation there was a copy in the hotel room,wtf?)

But to be fair, I disliked all those type of fads,the Da vinci code,Harry Potter ect.......

I did end up watching Twilight with my g/f. For everything that people said I thought it would be better.The girls blink blink I am so confused and in love look got really old after the 1st 40 times. Not a bad movie but just not great.
The 2nd movie was abit better(she stopped doing that look) and I will see the 3rd.(saw the 1st one on HBO,2nd one I rented)
(3rd one maybe wait till video)

All in all not bad. I don't think it deserves all the scorn alot of people put on it,but not all the praise or love either. Middle of the road on it.

My girlfriend took me to see it, i came out of a coma 2 weeks later by a miracle.


In all seriousness though twilight sucks, bad and i almost broke up with my girlfriend if it wasnt for the fact that the movie highs up teen hormones like kids with sugar, so at least i got rewarded.

All in all not bad. I don't think it deserves all the scorn alot of people put on it,but not all the praise or love either. Middle of the road on it.

Read the book, or better yet dont, wait until you see the final movie and know the meaning of horror and pedofilia.

How Twilight should have ended. Fell asleep halfway through.

Twilight: The story of a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality.

Originally Posted by Vaz

How Twilight should have ended. Fell asleep halfway through.

Twilight: The story of a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality.

YES. EPIC PICTURE.

Hahaha...

And pedofilia.

Also, babies get eaten out of uteruses, and everyone is okay with that.