I say this so often that I must sound like a broken record.
My games are the exact opposite.
East:
-In turns 1-3, the Seleucids lose a bunch of territory to revolt.
-Armenia then slices the Seleucid Empire down the middle through aggressive expansion.
-Pergamum and Parthia carve the rest of the Seleucid Empire.
-The Ptolemies do nothing and it becomes a deadlock in the East.
Central:
-Gauls expand and crush both the Germans and the Romans.
-Syracuse conquers Sicily and does nothing else.
-Macedonia conquers Greece and butts heads with the Getae forever.
West:
-Carthage does nothing. Absolutely nothing.
-Iberia takes a free province or two and then does nothing.
North:
-Sarmatia/Scythia and the Bosporans trade the same two provinces back and forth for eternity.
This is how every campaign goes for me. Every time. Most of this action happens in the first 30 turns. A few nations are aggressively expanionistic until they run into each other, or until I conquer them.
At least my neighbors always make it hard on me.
