Steal The Cookie

[General Maximus]

Maximus calls real-estate 'agents' of the Chinese government. Within moments they decide that the land you have got is 'illegal and against the will of the common people'. They drag you to an isolated commune in Sichuan to work in the fields for life, and snatch your cookie and give it to Maximus as a reward.

[Rijul.J.Ballal]

The government decided you have become to privileged and me the cookie.

[General Maximus]

The USA drops a stack of drones upon Rijul, and while he dodges them the cookie falls down. Maximus steals the cookie and runs away.

[Aexodus]

Aexo dusts off the cookie he stole from some wannabe general

[Frunk]

Frunk pretends to give Aexo a high-five, prompting Aexo to drop the cookie, which Frunk picks up and runs away with.

[Owlparrot3]

Does a dinosaur really need to beg for a cookie .mad orc just appears and takes the cookie from Frunk in exchange for not eating him .

[Aexodus]

An asteroid bonks mad orc who drops the cookie, Aexodus picks it up and takes it with him on Falcon Heavy

[Darkan]

Darkan sabotages Aexodus' falcon and at lift-off, the cookie holding compartment opens and the cookie falls to the ground. Darkan picks it up and hides in an underground cavern system. (The cookie is now stale!)

[Owlparrot3]

mad orc ,being a dinosaur ,awakens the long lost primal powers that once used to exist in times far more innocent than this .
Using his awesome powers he first refreshens the cookie and then he steps his giant paws on the cave system breaking it apart .
In the ensuing chaos ,the cookie is lifted up in the air and mad orc catches it .

[Darkan]

The cookie, being now fresh as a prince of Bel Air, burns mad orc's dinosaur hands, making him madder than a hatter. As Darkan emerges from the collapsed tunnels, he catches the cookie and rides away on the back of a Pagasus-like creature.

[Aexodus]

Aexodus, channeling his inner Chimera, fought Darkan's Pegasus in single combat, driving back his enemy and hearing the lamentation of cookies everywhere, earning him the right to take the cookie as his rightful property.

[Darkan]

After the battle, Darkan walked up to Aexodus and said: "Aexodus, I compel you to go on an exodus. Go, but leave the cookie!" To Darkan's surprise, it worked. Darkan thought of himself in the third person, cookie in hand, and rejoiced. Life was good!

[Owlparrot3]

A simple arrow from mad orc(Now a samurai from medival Japan) defeats Darkan and the cookie is taken back by mad orc.

[Sar1n]

Sar1n challenges mad orc to honourable duel and, being himself, causes mad orc a lead poisoning by bringing a musket to the duel and shooting him to stomach. And takes the cookie.

[Aexodus]

Aexodus also challenges his opponent to a duel, and defeats him with use of his pistol.

Sar1n survived the exchange.

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

Bo1bo1sha3 notices the cookies is moldy by now, but he must steal it, he looks at Aexodus and says "It's not so edible is it?", Aexodus hands it over to him going "yeah you are right", and Bo1bo1sha3 quickly runs away before Aexodus yells "wait!!! none of us are supposed to eat this cookie!" he pulls out his pistol and takes 45 seconds to load it but by then Bo1bo1sha3 is nowhere to be seen. Aexodeus sees a small note saying "It's 2018, use a self loading weapon you clod! HAHAHAHAHAHAH".

[Aexodus]

Aexodus returns with his homemade raygun, zaps bo1bo1 and takes the cookie into exile in thailand

[Sar1n]

Sar1n decides to make use of the environment. Thailand is an interesting place after all, known worldwide for specialists in certain professions. So Sar1n hires a few to distract Aexodus, who awakes few days later, with uneasy feeling toward some vegetables and without the cookie.

[Cookiegod]

God suddenly notices that a sinful game is being played.
He descends from the heavens with righteous anger and with a thundering voice yells at Sar1n: "Thou shalt not have the chosen cookie!"
When Sar1n is unwilling to hand it over even after being threatened with the 7 plagues, god points somewhere behind him and yells: "OMC! There! A burning bush!"
Sar1n looks around, and then gets to feel bad for having fallen for the oldest trick in the bible.

[Stone Cold Shogun Panther]

Stone Cold Shogun Panther is hungry for a cookie. He simply walks up to Cookiegod and does the following:




Then he takes the cookie, smashes beer cans and walks away.