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    ggggtotawarrior notices that Stone Cold Shogun Panther claimed the cookie a year ago and has since been indefinitely banned, and thus is able to take the cookie without repercussion
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    Cookiegod takes the cookie by invoking divine right

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    Cookies are bad for your health. I'll dispose of it.

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    A common soul steals the cookie from the devil but also refuses to give it back to god.
    Now it is damned to travel the wastelands forever. "Totally worth it", the soul thought. And such, the first troll was born.

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    Cookiegod guilts Derc into giving him the cookie by reminding him of the crimes perpetrated by the Germans 75 years ago

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    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

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    Don't victim blame! My cookie!!

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    Cookiegod tricks Akar into handing him the cookie by posing as the military-industrial complex... of Hamas.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookiegod View Post
    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

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    Cookie knows my weakness for Hamas, but he doesn't know of my proclivity for special agents. One of whomst've'd steals back the cookie for me.

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    Derc knows that reminding Germans of their crime is a killer argument and such does not know any better than to steal the cookie from the Devil again.

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    Derc makes and loses a Faustian bargain with the devil himself. Losing not only his soul, but the cookie as well.

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    ggggtotalwarrior drives to hell, located in Scottsdale, Arizona and trips akar who is triumphantly sprinting with the cookie above his head. As the demon lies on the ground, sobbing and crying for its mother to kiss it’s scraped knee, ggggtotalwarrior rips the cookie from his hands and begins the long drive home
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    Hold on, ggggtotalwarrior, while I befriend you on a pitstop in the middle of nowhere...



    ...I show my true nature and steal the cookie away once again. Now on the way to ... California? Texas? North Dakota? Dunno, lol.
    Last edited by Derc; May 31, 2020 at 04:17 PM. Reason: Edit: Then it hit me. This isn't about the cookie. It's about the journey.

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    Sar1n buys four boxes of donuts, uses them to bribe US highway patrol to stop Derc on right spot and while he is busy, steals the cookie from him.

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    Cookie buys one box of poppy seed traditional Czech sweets, gives them to Sar1n, who then fails a drug test demanded by yet another highway patrol for seemingly no reason at all. When Sar1n finally can travel again, he cannot find the cookie amongst its belongings. Cookie uses the headstart by hiding in the one place no one would think to look for him...

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    From Socrates over Jesus to me it has always been the lot of any true visionary to be rejected by the reactionary bourgeoisie
    Qualis noncives pereo! #justiceforcookie #egalitéfraternitécookié #CLM

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    King of Spoons uses his fabled Triarii cavalry, a force who's existence is only acknowledged in hushed tones by those knowledgeable on the ancient lore, to claim the cookie for himself.
    Oh my god and several other deities.

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    enoch



    i will always own cookie

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    Geg steals the cookie from enoch’s cold dead hands
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    Akar steals the cold cookie from geg's warm but soon to be dead hands

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    Geg steals the cookie back while Akar lays in a drugged stupor purely out of spite and because geg needs to rack up 6000 more posts
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    Akar distracts Geg by flashing a few dozen posts under his nose and then steals the cookie.

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