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    Yes Caliph it is offensive but that is what free speech is about. The offender likes to think that he has no comeback on what he says but I believe that someday his words will come back to haunt him. As Jesus once said, it is not what a man takes in that makes him evil, rather what he spews out of his mouth that shows the real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basics View Post
    As Jesus once said, it is not what a man takes in that makes him evil, rather what he spews out of his mouth that shows the real man.
    What if he takes another guy in his mouth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by basics View Post
    Yes Caliph it is offensive but that is what free speech is about. The offender likes to think that he has no comeback on what he says but I believe that someday his words will come back to haunt him. As Jesus once said, it is not what a man takes in that makes him evil, rather what he spews out of his mouth that shows the real man.
    I am all for free speech. I didn't like the joke and the only thing I'll do about it is simply express what I think of it with no call for action.
    Definitely agree with the bit in bold.

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    i'll quote the christian women who found jesus on the lid of her marmite jar.

    "People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us."

    Funny how when jesus shows up on marmite lids and burnt toast its a sign of him looking out for us. But when he shows up on the ass end of a dog its offencive?

    there are people called jesus out there and this could be offensive to them so i report this thread
    Yeah im sure there are many people named Jesus. H Christ in the world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizav85 View Post
    i'll quote the christian women who found jesus on the lid of her marmite jar.

    "People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us."

    Funny how when jesus shows up on marmite lids and burnt toast its a sign of him looking out for us. But when he shows up on the ass end of a dog its offencive?
    That woman must be extremely gullable to think Jesus is spending eternity appearing on a slice of toast

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    +rep man...
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    This says far more about you, Wizav85, than it ever would about Jesus or Christianity.

    Happy Easter.


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    there are people called jesus out there and this could be offensive to them so i report this thread

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    does the H stand for horry

    then i might seen this name i think

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    It stands for put your toys back in the pram

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    nice pic

    I didn’t realise it was a dogs :wub: for the first few seconds, It was quite a revelation as my minds eye realised [or my eyesight isn’t very good anymore].

    I don’t think its offensive, just funny, and comedy has a wisdom all of its own!
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    I think its an important lesson.

    The next time you see some christian on the news with a slice of burnt toast that has jesus' face on it you'll think of this dog and smile

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    TBH its not that different from professing Jesus appeared in your toast one morning... Doesn't mean its not distasteful however.

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    I think its an important lesson.

    The next time you see some christian on the news with a slice of burnt toast that has jesus' face on it you'll think of this dog and smile
    I absolutely agree! Thank dog god for his wisdom.
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    What a beautiful Easter special!

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    Old.
    Quote Originally Posted by A.J.P. Taylor
    Peaceful agreement and government by consent are possible only on the basis of ideas common to all parties; and these ideas must spring from habit and from history. Once reason is introduced, every man, every class, every nation becomes a law unto itself; and the only right which reason understands is the right of the stronger. Reason formulates universal principles and is therefore intolerant: there can be only one rational society, one rational nation, ultimately one rational man. Decisions between rival reasons can be made only by force.





    Quote Originally Posted by H.L Spieghel
    Is het niet hogelijk te verwonderen, en een recht beklaaglijke zaak, Heren, dat alhoewel onze algemene Dietse taal een onvermengde, sierlijke en verstandelijke spraak is, die zich ook zo wijd als enige talen des werelds verspreidt, en die in haar bevang veel rijken, vorstendommen en landen bevat, welke dagelijks zeer veel kloeke en hooggeleerde verstanden uitleveren, dat ze nochtans zo zwakkelijk opgeholpen en zo weinig met geleerdheid verrijkt en versiert wordt, tot een jammerlijk hinder en nadeel des volks?
    Quote Originally Posted by Miel Cools
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen,
    Oud ben maar nog niet verrot.
    Zoals oude bomen zingen,
    Voor Jan Lul of voor hun god.
    Ook een oude boom wil reizen,
    Bij een bries of bij een storm.
    Zelfs al zit zijn kruin vol luizen,
    Zelfs al zit zijn voet vol worm.
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen.

    Cò am Fear am measg ant-sluaigh,
    A mhaireas buan gu bràth?
    Chan eil sinn uileadh ach air chuart,
    Mar dhìthein buaile fàs,
    Bheir siantannan na bliadhna sìos,
    'S nach tog a' ghrian an àird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jörg Friedrich
    When do I stop being a justified warrior? When I've killed a million bad civilians? When I've killed three million bad civilians? According to a warsimulation by the Pentagon in 1953 the entire area of Russia would've been reduced to ruins with 60 million casualties. All bad Russians. 60 million bad guys. By how many million ''bad'' casualties do I stop being a knight of justice? Isn't that the question those knights must ask themselves? If there's no-one left, and I remain as the only just one,

    Then I'm God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis Napoleon III, Des Idees Napoleoniennes
    Governments have been established to aid society to overcome the obstacles which impede its march. Their forms have been varied according to the problems they have been called to cure, and according to character of the people they have ruled over. Their task never has been, and never will be easy, because the two contrary elements, of which our existence and the nature of society is composed, demand the employment of different means. In view of our divine essence, we need only liberty and work; in view of our mortal nature, we need for our direction a guide and a support. A government is not then, as a distinguished economist has said, a necessary ulcer; it is rather the beneficent motive power of all social organisation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang Held
    I walked into those baracks [of Buchenwald concentrationcamp], in which there were people on the three-layered bunkbeds. But only their eyes were alive. Emaciated, skinny figures, nothing more but skin and bones. One thinks that they are dead, because they did not move. Only the eyes. I started to cry. And then one of the prisoners came, stood by me for a while, put a hand on my shoulder and said to me, something that I will never forget: ''Tränen sind denn nicht genug, mein Junge,
    Tränen sind denn nicht genug.''

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    lol
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    I lol'd




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