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    Document #1: How to Spot a Communist
    http://www.niu.edu/~rfeurer/labour/H...0Communist.pdf

    Background: This is a pamphlet prepared by the U.S. First Army Headquarters in 1955, but was reprinted in popular magazines in the 1950s.

    How to Spot a Communist

    Events of recent years have made it obvious that there is no fool-proof way of detecting a Communist. The Communist individual is no longer a "type" exemplified by the bearded and coarse revolutionary with time bomb in briefcase. U.S. Communists come from all walks of life, profess all faiths, and exercise all trades and professions. In addition, the Communist Party, USA, has made concerted efforts to go underground for the purpose of infiltration.

    If there is no fool-proof system in spotting a Communist, there are, fortunately, indications that may give him away. These indications are often subtle but always present, for the Communist, by reason of his "faith" must act and talk along certain lines.

    While a … preference for long sentences is common to most Communist writing, a distinct vocabulary provides the... more easily recognized feature of the "Communist Language."

    Even a superficial reading of an article written by a Communist or a conversation with one will probably reveal the use of some of the following expressions: integrative thinking, vanguard, comrade, hootenanny, chauvinism, book-burning, syncretistic faith, bourgeois-nationalism, jingoism, colonialism, hooliganism, ruling class, progressive, demagogy, dialectical, witch-hunt, reactionary, exploitation, oppressive, materialist. This list, selected at random, could be extended almost indefinitely.

    While all of the above expressions are part of the English language, their use by Communists is infinitely more frequent than by the general public...

    … In addition to these very general principles common to Communist tactics, a number of specific issues have been part of the Communist arsenal for a long period of time. These issues are raised not only by Communist appeals to the public, but also by the individual Party member or sympathizer who is a product of his Communist environment. They include: "McCarthyism," violation of civil rights, racial or religious discrimination, immigration laws, anti-subversive legislation, any legislation concerning labour unions, the military budget, "peace."

    While showing standard opposition to certain standard issues, the U.S. Communist has traditionally identified himself with certain activities in the hope of furthering his ultimate purposes. Such hobbies as "folk dancing" and "folk music" have been traditionally allied with the Communist movement in the United States...

    A study such as this can lead to only one certain conclusion: There is no sure-fire way of spotting a Communist... The principle difficulty involved is the distinction between the person who merely dissents in the good old American tradition and the one who condemns for the purpose of abolishing that tradition.

    In attempting to find the answer to the question: "Is this man a Communist?" a checklist such as this can prove helpful, although in itself it cannot provide the answer:
    Does the individual use unusual language? ("Communist Language")
    Does he stubbornly cling to Marxist ideals without being willing to question them?
    Does he condemn our American institutions and praise those of Communist countries?
    Does he pick on any event, even the most insignificant occurrences in this country for his criticism?
    Is he secretive about certain of his contacts?
    Does he belong to groups exploiting controversial subjects?

    Above all, the approach to the problem of discovering Communists must be detached and completely free from prejudice. Using some of the clues mentioned in this study in connection with a factual approach provides the best system at present of spotting a Communist.
    Hell, they'd have caught me...

    I say hootenanny all the time.

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    Such hobbies as "folk dancing" and "folk music" have been traditionally allied with the Communist movement in the United States...
    Quote Originally Posted by A.J.P. Taylor
    Peaceful agreement and government by consent are possible only on the basis of ideas common to all parties; and these ideas must spring from habit and from history. Once reason is introduced, every man, every class, every nation becomes a law unto itself; and the only right which reason understands is the right of the stronger. Reason formulates universal principles and is therefore intolerant: there can be only one rational society, one rational nation, ultimately one rational man. Decisions between rival reasons can be made only by force.





    Quote Originally Posted by H.L Spieghel
    Is het niet hogelijk te verwonderen, en een recht beklaaglijke zaak, Heren, dat alhoewel onze algemene Dietse taal een onvermengde, sierlijke en verstandelijke spraak is, die zich ook zo wijd als enige talen des werelds verspreidt, en die in haar bevang veel rijken, vorstendommen en landen bevat, welke dagelijks zeer veel kloeke en hooggeleerde verstanden uitleveren, dat ze nochtans zo zwakkelijk opgeholpen en zo weinig met geleerdheid verrijkt en versiert wordt, tot een jammerlijk hinder en nadeel des volks?
    Quote Originally Posted by Miel Cools
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    Oud ben maar nog niet verrot.
    Zoals oude bomen zingen,
    Voor Jan Lul of voor hun god.
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    Bij een bries of bij een storm.
    Zelfs al zit zijn kruin vol luizen,
    Zelfs al zit zijn voet vol worm.
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen.

    Cò am Fear am measg ant-sluaigh,
    A mhaireas buan gu bràth?
    Chan eil sinn uileadh ach air chuart,
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    Bheir siantannan na bliadhna sìos,
    'S nach tog a' ghrian an àird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jörg Friedrich
    When do I stop being a justified warrior? When I've killed a million bad civilians? When I've killed three million bad civilians? According to a warsimulation by the Pentagon in 1953 the entire area of Russia would've been reduced to ruins with 60 million casualties. All bad Russians. 60 million bad guys. By how many million ''bad'' casualties do I stop being a knight of justice? Isn't that the question those knights must ask themselves? If there's no-one left, and I remain as the only just one,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis Napoleon III, Des Idees Napoleoniennes
    Governments have been established to aid society to overcome the obstacles which impede its march. Their forms have been varied according to the problems they have been called to cure, and according to character of the people they have ruled over. Their task never has been, and never will be easy, because the two contrary elements, of which our existence and the nature of society is composed, demand the employment of different means. In view of our divine essence, we need only liberty and work; in view of our mortal nature, we need for our direction a guide and a support. A government is not then, as a distinguished economist has said, a necessary ulcer; it is rather the beneficent motive power of all social organisation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang Held
    I walked into those baracks [of Buchenwald concentrationcamp], in which there were people on the three-layered bunkbeds. But only their eyes were alive. Emaciated, skinny figures, nothing more but skin and bones. One thinks that they are dead, because they did not move. Only the eyes. I started to cry. And then one of the prisoners came, stood by me for a while, put a hand on my shoulder and said to me, something that I will never forget: ''Tränen sind denn nicht genug, mein Junge,
    Tränen sind denn nicht genug.''

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    Such hobbies as "folk dancing" and "folk music" have been traditionally allied with the Communist movement in the United States...
    same in Turkey-and I have ethnic musiv from all over the world, although my fav stuff comes out from Anatolia and negihbours.

    but it's not that difficult really...ask "what do you think about capitalism"
    if he is against it, he is either close left ideologies OR a fascist
    At that point you ask about view on religion or nationality
    "Therefore I am not in favour of raising any dogmatic banner. On the contrary, we must try to help the dogmatists to clarify their propositions for themselves. Thus, communism, in particular, is a dogmatic abstraction; in which connection, however, I am not thinking of some imaginary and possible communism, but actually existing communism as taught by Cabet, Dézamy, Weitling, etc. This communism is itself only a special expression of the humanistic principle, an expression which is still infected by its antithesis – the private system. Hence the abolition of private property and communism are by no means identical, and it is not accidental but inevitable that communism has seen other socialist doctrines – such as those of Fourier, Proudhon, etc. – arising to confront it because it is itself only a special, one-sided realisation of the socialist principle."
    Marx to A.Ruge

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    Google ruling class, progressive, demagogy, dialectical, witch-hunt, reactionary, exploitation, oppressive, materialist

    First hit is the OP.
    The second is an old one that was most likely the OP.
    The third is a communist website.

    So it still works
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phier View Post
    Google ruling class, progressive, demagogy, dialectical, witch-hunt, reactionary, exploitation, oppressive, materialist

    First hit is the OP.
    The second is an old one that was most likely the OP.
    The third is a communist website.

    So it still works

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickle_mole View Post

    Best intelligence, helpes smash idiots who STILL love the red menace.
    "Therefore I am not in favour of raising any dogmatic banner. On the contrary, we must try to help the dogmatists to clarify their propositions for themselves. Thus, communism, in particular, is a dogmatic abstraction; in which connection, however, I am not thinking of some imaginary and possible communism, but actually existing communism as taught by Cabet, Dézamy, Weitling, etc. This communism is itself only a special expression of the humanistic principle, an expression which is still infected by its antithesis – the private system. Hence the abolition of private property and communism are by no means identical, and it is not accidental but inevitable that communism has seen other socialist doctrines – such as those of Fourier, Proudhon, etc. – arising to confront it because it is itself only a special, one-sided realisation of the socialist principle."
    Marx to A.Ruge

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogukan View Post
    ZINGER!
    I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you F___ with me, I'll kill you all.
    - Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phier View Post
    Google ruling class, progressive, demagogy, dialectical, witch-hunt, reactionary, exploitation, oppressive, materialist

    First hit is the OP.
    The second is an old one that was most likely the OP.
    The third is a communist website.

    So it still works
    That's what I was gonna say. The only word on that list that doesn't work is hootenany.




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    Hell, you probably helped write it, didn't you Phier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jingle_Bombs View Post
    Hell, you probably helped write it, didn't you Phier?
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    Mmmmm could be doc.....
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    How to Spot a Communist:
    1. Neckbeard
    2. Glasses
    3. Overblown Sense of Entitlement
    4. Wearing a Green Apron That Says "Starbucks"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian View Post
    How to Spot a Communist:
    1. Neckbeard
    2. Glasses
    3. Overblown Sense of Entitlement
    4. Wearing a Green Apron That Says "Starbucks"
    Can't argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stavroforos View Post
    Can't argue with that.

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    Eww, Francophone communists.

    Although having said that I always thought that L'Internationale sounded best in its original language:

    Last edited by Jom; March 30, 2010 at 01:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jom View Post
    Eww, Francophone communists.

    Although having said that I always thought that L'Internationale sounded best in its original language:

    I beg to differ.



    Wish I was around when 1st May actually meant something where I am from. We have a huge factory and is the only Labour municipality in Rogaland - but 1st of May hasn't had any support during my lifetime. It's pretty much a speech and home you go (for those that meet, that is). For the few commies in town I guess they eat a cake or something to commemorate...

    It must have been a sight seeing all the banners. They still stand at Folkets Hus (people's house) which is used for theatre. They're quite impressive.

    Heh, in the '70s people thought a Maoist revolution would break out in our town. There was one or two illegal strikes set in motion by the union, which was lead by a outspoken maoist. I think he still lives here in town actually.

    It's weird though, because our town was probably the least extreme of all industry-hubs. If they had chosen Odda or some other place they could've been more succesful. Commies still have a bit power in Odda.
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    Che Guevara tee shirts
    Sandals with socks
    Sympathy for Fidel Castro
    Birkenstocks
    Unkempt hair, showers optional
    Uses phrases like-"it takes a village..."
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    You will know him by his semen encrusted trousers from jacking off when unable to find a rape victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrets54 View Post
    You will know him by his semen encrusted trousers from jacking off when unable to find a rape victim.
    *looks at trousers*


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    haha, man, i opened this up thinking, oh no hear we go... then saw it and realised this is for real, hell, i don't know what half of those words mean, but being from britian i have certain socialist tendicies that would have me thown in with the commies. lol

    Man, no offense to any Yanks present, but its stuff like this that makes people cynical of America.

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    "This list, selected at random, could be extended almost indefinitely."

    Well, thats handy!

    edit: Whats the point about hootenanny? I didnt get it...
    Last edited by Turumba; March 30, 2010 at 12:09 PM.
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    A Stalin avatar helps.

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