Wait, wait, wait, what? There's something wrong here.

[Mr. Tornado]

I think this dude may have some issues with his name. Poor chap... Must get teased a lot.

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I cannot describe how much of a (Hilarious) fail this is.

[Trinity]

I'm pretty sure this name has been brought up before. It's a misspelling of a common medieval Rus name or something like that.

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

I like him, he shows character & good genetics...+Rep {nice catch, good presentation.}

[Caesar Clivus]

I'm pretty sure this name has been brought up before. It's a misspelling of a common medieval Rus name or something like that.

Not so much a misspelling. It's the Russian version of the name Simon or Simeon.

[Kulgan]

Someone has a pic with admiral Semen, that's even better.

Nice Failboat though

[Mr. Tornado]

Wow, really?

I'm tempted to get a diplomat, bribe him, and get him that "Adulterous" trait or make him king. King Semen the First... It has a nice ring to it.

[PhilipO'Hayda]

1+Rep

[Rean]

Its probably just a changed letter as it should be ё, not e wich should be spelled io.

[Rogal Dorn]

He should be an admiral, commanding his seamen.

[Awellesley]

Captain Semen to the rescue of the childless!

[Tomik]

I don't speak russian, but it is real russian name, Caesar is right. In one old book about russian tankists and their dog I've read, there was commander called Vasyl Semen.

[gluteus maximus aurelius]

Careful, he's a slippery one...

[Navajo Joe]

This thread reminds me of a Children's 1970's program, called 'Captain Pugwash'. The characters were Captain Pugwash, Seaman Staines and Master Bates, no one realised at the time about the sexual undertones. These days definately not PC, apparently the origins of the names were from the Navy

[gdo0d6]

This thread reminds me of a Children's 1970's program, called 'Captain Pugwash'. The characters were Captain Pugwash, Seaman Staines and Master Bates, no one realised at the time about the sexual undertones. These days definately not PC, apparently the origins of the names were from the Navy

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
"In fact, the crew of the famous Black Pig ship included soldiers with no such names"

[Rat-tail]

Childish name play but got a smirk

[Chyeaaaa111]

Well he might just be very fertile. With a name like that, he'd have no problem picking up any Russian chicks