Trying to play a campaign as the Austrians, and this one little detail is getting annoying.
Every time I offer someone for trade rights, mutually beneficial, nothing to lose, this always happens:
Me: "Hey there Prussia/Saxony/Wurtenburg/Whoeverthehell, want to trade with me? We'll both make money out of it. What do you say?"
Prussia/Saxony/Wurtenburg/Whoeverthehell: "Wait wait wait! Forget the trade completely! We demand you give us complete and unending access to your lands so we may litter your countryside with our troops! In return we shall make the single payment of a very generous 500 marks."
Me: Whoa whoa whoa, I just want trade dude! Tell you what, you give us trade, plus a measly 350 marks (I can't even build an improved farm with that amount let me tell you), and I'll give you 5 years of access to my land, no wait make it 10. I feel generous today."
Prussia/Saxony/Wurtenburg/Whoeverthehell: "NO! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! HOW DARE YOU ASK US FOR SUCH A THING! IT'S MADNESS! A COMPLETE INSULT! WHAT NEXT, MY FIRSTBORN!? GET THE **** OUT OF HERE YOU PIECE OF DONKEY EXCREMENT BEFORE I DECIDE TO RUN YOU THROUGH!"
Me: O.o
Every... damn... time. -_-
Why does everyone want military access so goddamned bad?





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