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    Default Do atheist exist?

    Atheist prove to me you exist?

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    Hello, i exist.

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    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    Hi there. I exist!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swabian View Post
    Hi there. I exist!
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    not long till theres an atheist to show there just the next line of sheep in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipOhayda View Post
    not long till theres an atheist to show there just the next line of sheep in the world.
    Not long? How about esotericists and other representatives of various brands of ideological irrationalism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swabian View Post
    Not long? How about esotericists and other representatives of various brands of ideological irrationalism?



    +1
    O! please atheism lazyism

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipOhayda View Post
    O! please atheism lazyism
    *One person started clapping,then five peoples stared at him,so he stop clapping.*

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    cogito, ergo, sum

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    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    you are all computer viruses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ED. View Post
    you are all computer viruses.
    Prove it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by House M.D View Post
    Prove it.
    Question:
    Quote Originally Posted by ED. View Post
    Atheist prove to me you exist?
    Evidence:
    Quote Originally Posted by Copperknickers II View Post
    Hello, i exist.

    /thread
    Quote Originally Posted by swabian View Post
    Hi there. I exist!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Copperknickers II View Post
    cogito, ergo, sum

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    Conclusion:
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    you are all computer viruses.
    Though not convinced they are human, it seems ED. deems the evidence compelling enough to recognize they are indeed existent entities.

    There's hope yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ED. View Post
    you are all computer viruses.
    You preclude the possibility that a computer virus could also be an atheist. Funnily enough if a computer virus was capable of reasoning, it probably would be an atheist. Unless it considered its programmer god by virtue of being a creator. But that seems unlikely.
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    you a strange fellow.
    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

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    Quote Originally Posted by ED. View Post
    Atheist prove to me you exist?
    You made that awful thread a while back, you know what I'm talking about....

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    i think "what would you (atheists) do/say if you see god(o existence) after you die?" might be a much funnier question..
    "Surely Allah enjoins to do justice and to adopt good behavior and to give help to relatives-neighours(whoever you can reach), and forbids shameful acts, evil deeds and oppressive attitude. He exhorts you, so that you may be mindful." Qur'an; 16:90 (this is the verse that is recited every friday in sermons during the Friday Prayer rituals)
    "Beware! Whoever is cruel and hard on a non-Muslim minority, curtails their rights, burdens them with more than they can bear, or takes anything from them against their free will; I (Prophet Muhammad) will complain against the person on the Day of Judgment." Prophet Muhammad

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    Quote Originally Posted by maerd2003 View Post
    i think "what would you (atheists) do/say if you see god(o existence) after you die?" might be a much funnier question..
    they did A while back there was a lot of crap about how they would some how punch jesus/God in the face even though they would probably there pants.
    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a . Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moorish guy View Post
    they did A while back there was a lot of crap about how they would some how punch jesus/God in the face even though they would probably there pants.
    FACTED!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ED. View Post
    Atheist prove to me you exist?
    no u

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    Hang on....Yep, I'm real.
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    You're entering a world of pain my friend.


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