Or 70 turned Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris turned 70
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Re: Chuck Norris turned 70
Thank doesn't seem possible . . .
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Good for Mr. Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get older -- old age gets younger...
"If ye love wealth greater than liberty,
the tranquility of servitude greater than
the animating contest for freedom, go
home from us in peace. We seek not
your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch
down and lick the hand that feeds you,
and may posterity forget that ye were
our countrymen."
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Yay for old chuck.
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Yes, in fact he's going to turn 69 next year...
Originally Posted by Víkingr
?! Chuck doesn't age!
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Did you mean to say that Chuck Norris would have turned 70 today if the time flow was not afraid of him?
Ugly as the north end of a pig going south
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Happy birthday my master
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who cares
Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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You will. Originally Posted by Gambit
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yeah so? the equivalent in human years for 70 to chuck norris is 2 weeks
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Happy birthday Chuck .
I wonder what would a Stevan Segal Chuck Norris hybrid be like ?..........
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stevan segal is doing a cop show while chuck cant get out of bed.
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Good for him.
As an aside, the Chuck Norris jokes were mildly funny five years ago. Now they're as old and stale as 'lolcats' yet a great many people seem to think they're hip and witty to quote them. Go read some Evelyn Waugh or something and discover what good humour is about. -
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Had no idea he was that old.
Last edited by Cyrus the Virus; March 13, 2010 at 05:23 AM. Reason: meant *no idea* :wub:
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ah, 70. what do you give a 70 year old for his birthday who seems to have everything and could break you in half?
"WE WILL SMITE THE INVADERS FROM OUR SKIES! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestors' graves with their blood. And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities...they will know: Helghan belongs to the Helghast." -Scholar Visari -
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You bring back Bruce Lee from his higher plane of existence and get him to kick Chucks ass again. Originally Posted by knight of virtue and valor
ah, 70. what do you give a 70 year old for his birthday who seems to have everything and could break you in half?
