The Number Conspiracy(Different from the other conspiracy thread)

**~~DrakKassleron~~** · September 29, 2005, 07:53 PM

Okay, this is my latest conspiracy theory.

Since I've been to France, I have had some strange dreams and ideas about politicians, most notably George W. Bush and Tony Blair. I have come to the conclusion that they are plotting to make europe a feminist dictatorship and turn the US into a religious imperial monarchy, with Bush as some sort of Emperor, and his advisors as generals.

I had this dream where I saw the Cuban Flag flying above the Kremlin. And yes, I am serious, this was in my dream. And all of these missiles were flying past it, hundreds of them. Someone said to me something which sounded like: "The Soviet Union shall rise again" and then I saw myself, and I had been shrunken to the size of a bee. I flew around a store, setting people on fire and the building on fire. But when the people were burnt, instead of screaming in agony and running around, then dying, they smiled and collapsed to the ground, without saying anything. Weird.

Then I came to the conclusion that the number of letters on the names of politicians proved whether they were or were not part of the feminist/neo-conservative conspiracy to take over the world.

Tony Blair, for instance, has 9 letters in his name. The number 9. Now George W. Bush, if you leave out his middle name and only include the words "George" and "Bush" in his name, has a 10 letter name. The number 10.

Now combine the two figures; 9 and 10 - and what do you have? The number 19. Now, combine the 1 and the 9, and you have the number 10. Now remove the zero at the end of the 10. What do you have? The number 1.

This means that there is one more global conspirator at work here. This is probably some woman who is going to make europe an evil feminist dictatorship by using an army of genetically engineered women, that are all over 6 feet tall, and have small muscles, but great physical strength. And they are all beautiful. Tall, incredibly strong, beautiful and evil women. An army, programmed to obey the neo-conservative feminist leader. And they number about 6 Million.

And Bush is using Ants for his conspiracy. His scientists are breeding millions and millions of them in research facilities. Within less than a year, his army will over run the middle east and turn it into a religious dictatorship. And shortly afterwards, he will be crowned emperor of the United States, and the evil feminists will strip away the rights of all men.

That's my newest conspiracy theory.

Does it have any realistic basis, or is it crazy and stupid?

**imb39** · September 29, 2005, 08:23 PM

Now, please don't take this personally... I know you have had a cold recently and clearly your medication needs to be adjusted. I urge you to please see a doctor...

Does it have any realistic basis, or is it crazy and stupid?

Now I'n not terribly convinced about the realistic part, apart from that - bang on.

I had this dream where I saw the Cuban Flag flying above the Kremlin. And yes, I am serious, this was in my dream. And all of these missiles were flying past it, hundreds of them. Someone said to me something which sounded like: "The Soviet Union shall rise again" and then I saw myself, and I had been shrunken to the size of a bee. I flew around a store, setting people on fire and the building on fire. But when the people were burnt, instead of screaming in agony and running around, then dying, they smiled and collapsed to the ground, without saying anything. Weird.

Too much cheese in your diet. Hve you been reading up on the Cuban Missile Crisis, by any chance? Also, have you seen the original film called The Fly?

Then I came to the conclusion that the number of letters on the names of politicians proved whether they were or were not part of the feminist/neo-conservative conspiracy to take over the world.

Tony Blair, for instance, has 9 letters in his name. The number 9. Now George W. Bush, if you leave out his middle name and only include the words "George" and "Bush" in his name, has a 10 letter name. The number 10.

Now combine the two figures; 9 and 10 - and what do you have? The number 19. Now, combine the 1 and the 9, and you have the number 10. Now remove the zero at the end of the 10. What do you have? The number 1.

You need to play soduku. The Times publishes a challenging problem, just right up your street.

This means that there is one more global conspirator at work here. This is probably some woman who is going to make europe an evil feminist dictatorship by using an army of genetically engineered women, that are all over 6 feet tall, and have small muscles, but great physical strength. And they are all beautiful. Tall, incredibly strong, beautiful and evil women. An army, programmed to obey the neo-conservative feminist leader. And they number about 6 Million.

Bugger! I've no chance...

And Bush is using Ants for his conspiracy. His scientists are breeding millions and millions of them in research facilities. Within less than a year, his army will over run the middle east and turn it into a religious dictatorship. And shortly afterwards, he will be crowned emperor of the United States, and the evil feminists will strip away the rights of all men.

Now many men might enjoy the last part, not me

. As to the former - some insecticide will be needed...

**barbarion horde** · September 29, 2005, 08:26 PM

Your Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

**Garbarsardar** · September 29, 2005, 08:39 PM

My only problem with your theory is that it is in the wrong thread. It should be in Vestigia, since-something you would know if you were married-this conspiracy has already happened and it has been succesfull.

It just suffice to take notice of the mounting number of lawsuits for sexual harassment in the workplace, or the cases of affirmative action towards the female minority(?) of this planet. Not to even mention the terror unleashed from politically correct stormtroopers in most Universities.

The Cuban flag over the Kremlin part, also belongs to the past.It happened in every State visit of Fidel over there.

The bee thing is definitely illuminati stuff. But you couldn't have opened a whole new thread for a tiny bee thing, right? (or should I say, left?)

**visigothe** · September 29, 2005, 09:43 PM

why do people always think a conspiracy is brewing?

**nahirean** · September 29, 2005, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by vizigothe

why do people always think a conspiracy is brewing?

Simple, because they are always are.

**Dr Zoidberg** · September 30, 2005, 07:14 AM

I think many people believe that conspiracy's exist because they cant accept the world is as it is by sheer coincidence. They find it much easier and reassuring to tell themselves (and others) that there is some evil, global conspiracy out there and that if we uncover it and stop it the world will be a better place. Instead of trying to make a difference in life, they just sprout this conspiracy :wub:e and then claim their contribution to society is helping to uncover said conspiracy.

Personally I believe its rather pathetic. There is no conspiracy, there are no 'them' and nobody is out to get you.

Get a life, get a friend, get a shag, get a job. I dont care what you do but get over it!

**Lord Tomyris** · September 30, 2005, 10:13 AM

Since I've been to France, I have had some strange dreams and ideas about politicians, most notably George W. Bush and Tony Blair. I have come to the conclusion that they are plotting to make europe a feminist dictatorship and turn the US into a religious imperial monarchy, with Bush as some sort of Emperor, and his advisors as generals.

And I've had some strange dreams about communists drinking from straws. Undeniable proof that they suck.

I had this dream where I saw the Cuban Flag flying above the Kremlin. And yes, I am serious, this was in my dream.

I had this dream where I saw Willy Wonka ignite children by first covering them in chocolate and then putting a spoonful of sugar on their heads. And yes, I too am serious, this was in my dream.

Now combine the two figures; 9 and 10 - and what do you have? The number 19. Now, combine the 1 and the 9, and you have the number 10. Now remove the zero at the end of the 10. What do you have? The number 1.

Now multiply the number 1 by 6, and you have the number 6. Spooky stuff.

This is probably some woman who is going to make europe an evil feminist dictatorship by using an army of genetically engineered women, that are all over 6 feet tall, and have small muscles, but great physical strength. And they are all beautiful. Tall, incredibly strong, beautiful and evil women. An army, programmed to obey the neo-conservative feminist leader. And they number about 6 Million.

Stark contrast to the Woman's Death Batallion then...ah well, it makes for a nice image in a fantasy, no?

And Bush is using Ants for his conspiracy. His scientists are breeding millions and millions of them in research facilities.

Oh :wub:! Not the ants!!! We're fecked, man!

Within less than a year, his army will over run the middle east and turn it into a religious dictatorship. And shortly afterwards, he will be crowned emperor of the United States...

Well, my hat certainly goes off to him!

That's my newest conspiracy theory.

Does it have any realistic basis, or is it crazy and stupid?

I've noticed in your other posts you asked if it was feasible or merely mad. Now I'm no mind-reader, but I reckon you're actually trying to make us think you suffer from an affliction like delusional disorder. Now does that assumption have any realistic basis, or is it crazy and stupid?

**theking994** · September 30, 2005, 06:23 PM

My favourite number is 19, does that make me the third evil person?

Anyways, relax for some time, watch some romantic movies before you go to bed (absolutely no war movies, especially not with America in it), and dream about something else than George W Bush.

**CrackerMonkey** · September 30, 2005, 06:40 PM

LAMO!

Hey, why not 42? :laughing:
(read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy if you don't understand)

This theory is just utter :wub:, but I think that was the idea, no? Anyways, great work DrakKassleron. You just ridiculed (sp?) conspirasy theories yet another time. Personally, I seriously doubt that any politicians (sp?) of todays world are smart enough to actually make a sucessful conspiracy with all the media sneaking around. On the other hand, most modern-day goverments are in fact such successful conspiracies.

Sorry for spelling-mistakes, im sleppy..

**Tom Paine** · October 01, 2005, 05:30 AM

All government is a conspiracy to stay in power. Just because we all know about it doesn't stop it being conspiracy. However, the government only has power in certain aspects: whereever corporation don't go.... There, mulktinationsal with economies larger than multiple nations put together have a far bigger power than the government, mainly because if they go then the economy goes.

**stop-3** · October 01, 2005, 03:49 PM

I don't agree with the above (by Sweakus). Mighty corporations do what is conveniant for them, just as the most lowly single individual. Ultimate POWER rests in the almighty state - the state controls the armed forces, the state forces people to give monies to itself - or else! The state makes the laws that says so, the state controls the entire apparatus of the 'law'. The state steals off everyone (including the mighty corporations). The state is the great theif. States were (are) the great warmongers. States have murdered many tens of millions in the past one hundred years. Individuals have supported and aided the state in this endevour, as have mighty firms.
What is this 'state'? Ah...difficult question. Politicians (in the past Kings etc) seem to have something to do with it, as do all the beaurocrats that serve it. The lowest in the hierachy are involved too I think, in that many (perhaps the great majority) of people seem to like the feeling of 'nationalism', a feeling of being part of something greater than themselves, like a religion.

**Tom Paine** · October 01, 2005, 03:51 PM

The states need the corporations. Tey need the guns, they need the mediaction, they need the oil, they need the infrastructure. The corporatons have the best cards, all they need to do is play them and bring a nation down.