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    Default Quicky immaculate question...

    If Mary was one of gods daughters, in as much as we are all gods children, then wasn't he a bit 'out of order' in getting her pregnant?

    And also, wouldn't this make Jesus God's grandson and son?

    So amusi-, I mean confusing...
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    Default Re: Quicky immaculate conception question...

    You know what, lets take it even more literally.

    remember when god rained brimstone on sodom and gomorra? yea well grab your torch.
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    Default Re: Quicky immaculate conception question...

    So we've essentially just discovered that God is a redneck? Fantastic.

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    Default Re: Quicky immaculate question...

    I suppose if you look at it that way and consider yourself literally as one of God's children (kudos on becoming a Theist btw) then yea I suppose technically that is true.

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    Default Re: Quicky immaculate question...

    Even gods can't break paradoxes
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    There's a few people who would disagree with you. Classical Theists

    Holding the idea that you're literally one of God's children, then it's unfair to call God a hick, because we'd all be hicks! If God 'making lurve' to Mary (whom for this argument we will lietrally refer to as one of Gods children) is considered redneck (which it is) then surely everyone's commiting incest. We're all God's children, and the vast majority have had sex with another of God's children.

    Suddenly, i feel very dirty


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    Default Re: Quicky immaculate question...

    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai Sun View Post
    There's a few people who would disagree with you. Classical Theists

    Holding the idea that you're literally one of God's children, then it's unfair to call God a hick, because we'd all be hicks! If God 'making lurve' to Mary (whom for this argument we will lietrally refer to as one of Gods children) is considered redneck (which it is) then surely everyone's commiting incest. We're all God's children, and the vast majority have had sex with another of God's children.

    Suddenly, i feel very dirty
    I think it's Mormonism that states that God (who has the physical body of a man) physically had sex with Mary in order to create Jesus. Or it could be some other insane Christian-related denomination - they all get so confusing.

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