WTF happened to this channel?

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    JP226 said:

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    I miss the old history channel so incredibly much. I turned it on the other day and they had fricken, Earth 2100... Earth fricken 2100 I'm afraid is not history. Neither is pawn stars, or ax men or global warming. I want my documentaries on the Civil war, war 1812, romans, the british empire, pirates, spanish, colonial america. Ghengis Khan etc etc. You know, actual history.
    Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is Im not. I honestly feel that America is the best country and all other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP226 View Post


    I miss the old history channel so incredibly much. I turned it on the other day and they had fricken, Earth 2100... Earth fricken 2100 I'm afraid is not history. Neither is pawn stars, or ax men or global warming. I want my documentaries on the Civil war, war 1812, romans, the british empire, pirates, spanish, colonial america. Ghengis Khan etc etc. You know, actual history.
    Ratings I'd assume, people want tripe.

    Though I do admit, years ago I used to call it 'The Hitler Channel' because it seemed 80% of their shows were WWII documentaries about Hitler and the Nazi's.

    You forgot to mention all the ghost stories too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phier View Post
    Ratings I'd assume, people want tripe.

    Though I do admit, years ago I used to call it 'The Hitler Channel' because it seemed 80% of their shows were WWII documentaries about Hitler and the Nazi's.

    You forgot to mention all the ghost stories too
    Thats still pretty much all they talk about.

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    Thats still pretty much all they talk about.

    that and Nostradamus
    Nope... Lumber Jacks! Lumber Jacks.... more Lumber Jacks.... oh and Digging through old junk like the Pickers and Pawn Shop. I like Pawn Shop actually, unlike American Pickers, Pawn Shop gives historical backgrounds on the items seen in each episode, which is nice, its kind of like Tales of the Gun, give quick facts about firearms and a brief history and move on to the next Gun, each episode of that had a theme though like German Small Arms of WWII, they had a Japanese one as well, the Nambu pistol my picture in profile was in that one, darn thing is a jam fest one reason the picture shows ? marks around the character I bet. My father has one of those actually, just sits there gathering dust though.

    Pawn Shop though has already gotten old. I mean it was neat, but it's History Channel's version of American Chopper, which instently makes me resent it somewhat. lol

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    I want to know what caused the fundamental change. You'd think you could meld the two documentaries on things like the revolution, crusades and what not with the crappy shows like pawn stars but they don't even try. But they sure as hell keep modern marvels marathons a clicking. Atleast when it was the hitler channel, prime time still had great shows.
    Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is Im not. I honestly feel that America is the best country and all other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
     
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    Sun Devil said:

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    Does anyone know any channels with any actual history on? I havent watched History Channel in forever now because it is always reality, UFOs, end of the world, or world war two. I was just thinking about this the other day too while channel surfing and reminiscing about the days it was a good channel.

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    Military History Channel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USC_Trojans View Post
    Does anyone know any channels with any actual history on? I havent watched History Channel in forever now because it is always reality, UFOs, end of the world, or world war two.
    I swear I've seen more of that (the one underline)lately,and frankly It bothering me.

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    JP226 said:

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    They're just... they're just raping history is what they are doing.
    Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is Im not. I honestly feel that America is the best country and all other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
     
  10. Stavroforos said:

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    Yeah, History Channel has had a Nostradamus fetish for as long as I can remember.

    I think if you want more History Channel-esque things, watch Discovery Civilization or History International.
     
  11. removeduser_052420 said:

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    Pawn stars is actually pretty good. But i love when i see shows about the birth of america and it's fight against the British, makes me proud of my Country.
     
  12. uos_spo6 said:

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    Pawn Stars is generally pretty good. Almost every other show you've got some great war memorabilia coming in that store. If I ever want a 17th century musketoon on trade in for an old coke machine, I know where to go.

    I rather enjoy the new line up somewhat. Granted AxMen and Ice Road Truckers nonsense has got to go and some of the lame Modern Marvels like "Potato Chips and Paper Towel!" has runs it's course though.

    History International still has basically the same old old History Channel line up though. With a slightly less blind devotion to WWII, though that still takes up about 20hrs of the days time slots.
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    Vítor Gaspar said:

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    History Channel is such a right now!

    Fortunately Discovery Civilization and National Geographic have filled the hole left by the History Channel... although they also have, sometimes, their own crappy documentaries. Some documentaries made by the History Channel Iberia still follow the old History Channel modus operandi. I absolutely loved this documentary they made about underground Lisbon a few months ago. When they show you something you know and you still learn more things about it, then it means they're making a good job.
     
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    Bovril said:

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    The History Channel has always been lowbrow money grubbing *insert expletive here*. I regret thatits slightly less tollerable to relax over, but lamenting its lack of integrity is not a new phenomenon by any means. If you want to read something interesting an on topic, Zizek's article on counter-factual history (which can be read here: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v27/n16/slavoj-...inland-station ) is very interesting in adressing some of the OP's gripes.
     
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    Raradir said:

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    Theres been so many History Channel bashing threads, And I proudly contribute my say aswell. But if were all this annoyed perhaps we should write a petition to bring back History shows back on The History channel, but sadly I'd fear it would fall on deaf ears
     
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    Just actually flicked it over to the History Channel now to see what crap there showing, but I'm actually watching Warriors on the Zulu war of 1879, and its quite interesting except the American presenter is annoying me, heres the line up for the UK History channel...

    Now: Warriors: Zulu war of 1879
    12:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII
    1:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII (again lol)
    2:00 pm: The Real Jason and the Argonauts
    3:00 pm: Extreme Trains (ohhh tht one sounds exiting lol)
    4:00 pm: Britain's Greatest Monarch

    There was two good looking programmes advertised on the adverts, Spartacus: Warriors, and Bedlam about the insane asylum, that looked pretty good
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raradir View Post
    Just actually flicked it over to the History Channel now to see what crap there showing, but I'm actually watching Warriors on the Zulu war of 1879, and its quite interesting except the American presenter is annoying me, heres the line up for the UK History channel...

    Now: Warriors: Zulu war of 1879
    12:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII
    1:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII (again lol)
    2:00 pm: The Real Jason and the Argonauts
    3:00 pm: Extreme Trains (ohhh tht one sounds exiting lol)
    4:00 pm: Britain's Greatest Monarch

    There was two good looking programmes advertised on the adverts, Spartacus: Warriors, and Bedlam about the insane asylum, that looked pretty good
    US History Channel Line Up.

    12:00 PM Cheeseburger & Fries

    1:00 PM Southern Fried

    2:00 PM Mexican

    3:00 PM Pancakes & Bacon

    4:00 PM The Pawn Stars

    4:30 PM The Pawn Stars

    5:00 PM Extreme Marksmen: Extreme Marksmen

    Next Day

    12:00 PM MonsterQuest

    1:00 PM MonsterQuest

    2:00 PM MonsterQuest again....

    3:00 PM MonsterQuest *dies*

    4:00 PM American Pickers *dies twice*

    5:00 PM American Pickers *throws TV out window*

    6:00 PM American Pickers *pulls out Nambu Pistol praise it doesn't jam and fires at TV in the street, only to have it jam*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumina View Post
    US History Channel Line Up.

    12:00 PM Cheeseburger & Fries

    1:00 PM Southern Fried

    2:00 PM Mexican

    3:00 PM Pancakes & Bacon

    4:00 PM The Pawn Stars

    4:30 PM The Pawn Stars

    5:00 PM Extreme Marksmen: Extreme Marksmen

    Next Day

    12:00 PM MonsterQuest

    1:00 PM MonsterQuest

    2:00 PM MonsterQuest again....

    3:00 PM MonsterQuest *dies*

    4:00 PM American Pickers *dies twice*

    5:00 PM American Pickers *throws TV out window*

    6:00 PM American Pickers *pulls out Nambu Pistol praise it doesn't jam and fires at TV in the street, only to have it jam*
    jesus christ monsterquest is boring. hey lets not find anything for an hour straight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumina View Post
    US History Channel Line Up.

    12:00 PM Cheeseburger & Fries

    1:00 PM Southern Fried

    2:00 PM Mexican

    3:00 PM Pancakes & Bacon

    4:00 PM The Pawn Stars

    4:30 PM The Pawn Stars

    5:00 PM Extreme Marksmen: Extreme Marksmen

    Next Day

    12:00 PM MonsterQuest

    1:00 PM MonsterQuest

    2:00 PM MonsterQuest again....

    3:00 PM MonsterQuest *dies*

    4:00 PM American Pickers *dies twice*

    5:00 PM American Pickers *throws TV out window*

    6:00 PM American Pickers *pulls out Nambu Pistol praise it doesn't jam and fires at TV in the street, only to have it jam*
    Damn nothing good today...

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    Markas said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raradir View Post
    Just actually flicked it over to the History Channel now to see what crap there showing, but I'm actually watching Warriors on the Zulu war of 1879, and its quite interesting except the American presenter is annoying me, heres the line up for the UK History channel...

    Now: Warriors: Zulu war of 1879
    12:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII
    1:00 pm: Gladiators of WWII (again lol)
    2:00 pm: The Real Jason and the Argonauts
    3:00 pm: Extreme Trains (ohhh tht one sounds exiting lol)
    4:00 pm: Britain's Greatest Monarch

    There was two good looking programmes advertised on the adverts, Spartacus: Warriors, and Bedlam about the insane asylum, that looked pretty good
    Uk History started off well but eventually they thought 'Bollocks to it, lets just put on Sharpe instead'.
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