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  1. February 27, 2010, 10:31 AM #1
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    Apologies if this has been posted before.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Empire_total_war



    WARNING: Has some language.
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  2. February 27, 2010, 02:17 PM #2
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    Oh man that's hilarious.
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  3. February 27, 2010, 02:51 PM #3
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    Thanks. Good reading, the video is awesome.
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    I liked the argument EU and CA had xD.
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  5. February 27, 2010, 04:13 PM #5
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    Oldie but a goodie
    The extra development time will allow us to finalize and polish Empire, making it the most accomplished and epic of the Total War series." said Kieran Brigden, Studio Communications Manager at The Creative Assembly. "There is a great deal of anticipation around Empire: Total War and we want to ensure that it is the benchmark for strategy games upon its release.
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  6. February 27, 2010, 05:07 PM #6
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    They should sticky the video
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  7. February 27, 2010, 05:26 PM #7
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    Wait!? Did they seriously burn 25,000 copies at CA HQ?

    THIS IS MADNESS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Stason View Post
    Wait!? Did they seriously burn 25,000 copies at CA HQ?

    THIS IS MADNESS!


    Madness?.....:sparta:


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    “It isn't as good as a finished game, but its a damn awesome beta.”~ Oscar Wilde on Empire


    HA!!!

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  10. February 28, 2010, 05:08 AM #10
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    Check out other Uncyclopedia articles, they're hilarious.

    But even this one deserves an honorable mention...
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    Sadly the most truthful review you can find of ETW and the whole experience.

    Still drop dead funny though. Creative ASSembly always makes me smile.
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  12. February 28, 2010, 02:46 PM #12
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    Hahaha priceless! Thanks. Sad but true...

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  13. March 02, 2010, 09:00 AM #13
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    Default Re: The funniest article on E:TW

    Anyone have other funny articles about ETW? Or any other TW games for that matter?
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