The die is cast: Forlorn vs Katsumoto

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 23, 2010, 07:23 AM

The die is cast: Forlorn vs Katsumoto

RULES :

1. Post a short text about this picture, with min. 200 max. 500 words, in a spoiler.

2. If you are a contestant you are honour bound to not read other contestants' writings until you have submitted yours.

Kay I accepted on Forlorn's behalf in his absence cuz I know he'll eviserate this....If I'm wrong he may reject the pic another will be brought forth and I will watch this match from the stocks in the town sqaure...

Everybody carry on with the ranting here and when the stories manifest well see how it goes....

**Yojimbo** · February 23, 2010, 07:44 AM

I accept ill be writing one soon thanks mega

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 23, 2010, 07:47 AM

Crank up the band....gigity gigity.....

" 69 boys " "the dip" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnQ-q5NhZHQ
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**Katsumoto** · February 23, 2010, 11:27 AM

Behold:

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The Beast and the Blade

For days the troll had harassed the village. It had kidnapped several of the farmers, leaping out of the shrubbery to snatch them as they ploughed the fields in the scorching sun. It was near impossible to spot the green creature in the thick outback, and even if one caught a glimpse of it before it struck it would be too late, for a troll could tear a man’s limbs from his body in a matter of seconds. The farmers stood no chance.

The hero and his horse had had trodden through the dense forest for days in search of the ghastly creature, with no avail. But today would be different. His horse neighed loudly.

Out of the corner of his stern blue eyes, the hero saw it: Sitting on the weedy grass, the beast devoured the remains of one of the peasants. The warrior dismounted slowly from his steed, the heavy steel armour clinking as he carefully crept towards the troll, its back towards him. He drew his cold blade as he neared it, moving as silently as the heavy outfit allowed. The green giant continued to feast on the flesh, the sound of its chewing filling the still air of the sheltered alcove. SNAP! A twig! The three dark eyes turned instantly, meeting the hero’s gaze. It did not look happy to see him.

With a deafening howl it dashed towards him, covering the distance between them in moments. A rough fist struck him. And another. The hero recoiled, unable to compose himself, his vision blurred from the blows. The grizzled monster retreated to a small hillock, beating its chest furiously and letting out another giant war cry. It rushed at him again. He tightened his grip around his sword. This time he was ready.

With a ferocious swing the blade cut through the muscled tissue. The savage brute screamed in pain. It went berserk, charging, its heavy arms swinging wildly. The hero came forward, thrusting his longsword into its chest, the steel exiting the troll’s back in an explosion of crimson blood. A final, dying grunt left the creature’s coarse mouth, before the heavy carcass smashed into the sodden dirt. The beast was slain.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 23, 2010, 03:14 PM

Wow.....

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**Saint Nicholas** · February 23, 2010, 03:39 PM

Lol. Good luck to the contestants. May your Quills rend flesh and break bone!

**Katsumoto** · February 23, 2010, 03:52 PM

Thank you Saint Nicholas, and Mega I shall pass on your offer of Mr.Jailbait there. Now where is this amateur Forlorn so that I may strike him down and get back to my sake? It won't drink itself you see.

I thought I'd throw down a little rhyme while we wait. This is supposed to be in the style of Muhammad Ali's rhymes and is all in good fun, I'm not being arrogant or anything.

Here it is:

Forlorn is pumped and ready,

Katsumoto is calm and steady.

The fight begins and the crowd cheers,

Forlorn swings as if he’s had too many beers.

Katsumoto dances round his foe,

Forlorn don’t know where to go.

Katsumoto throws a punch,

It lands on For’ with a crunch.

Another hook and a big hello,

Forlorn’s face has gone yell-oh.

The duel is over with a bang,

The bell has already rang.

Forlorn’s hopes of triumph are gone,

Don’t matter though ‘cause Kats has won.

**Mega Tortas de Bodemloze** · February 23, 2010, 04:54 PM

That's talent..

. +Rep & double post = Super yum. {god he's soooooooooooo hot!!!}. Emmm..

.Errmmm.

..Excuse me while I go take care of some urgent business...

**Katsumoto** · February 25, 2010, 06:12 PM

Forlorn continues to delay the inevitable,
Is his piece really so terrible?

It's a shame he's taking so long,
I even had time to make this song.

It's called Tale of the Week for a reason,
Forlorn is taking a whole season.

I was bored so I made this rhyme,
I'll check again next life time.

**Yojimbo** · April 02, 2010, 06:40 PM

hey I'm sorry I'm back now i havent had a chance to get on hardly at all lately my pc died and a lot of things have been happening at once irl. I will have something here later today its almost done.

**Yojimbo** · April 02, 2010, 06:59 PM

I really couldn't think of a story for this but for some reason this popped into my head while looking at the picture the way hes holding his sword and mounted inspired it. I guess you could call it a marching song. Think of it being shouted while a huge drum beats.

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