"Awesome Mc. Coolname, Basileus of Makedonia"

[Argeus the Paladin]

The title is derived from the TV Trope "Awesome Mc. Coolname" article.

Have you ever received a general whose name, by the vagaries of the Random Name generator, appear to be one of, if not the most awesome name on Earth?

I have. Into the stage enters Artemios Thermopylaios, a 51-year-old Governor of the province of Demetrias. How his parents came up with this name is beyond me, but for all I know, he has been leading a rather uneventful life in the heartland of the new Macedonian Empire, while his kinsmen with much less awesome names are fighting for their lives against the Romani, Getai and Seleukeia.

(No screenshot though. My apologies).

What about you?

[0N3]

i don't get it... He is probaly from Thermopylai and Artemios is a common greek name...