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    James the Red's Avatar Campidoctor
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    Default Your bad TW proposals

    This is a place to post bad (on purpose) ideas for future TW games/mods, a joke thread.

    Ill go first...

    Antarctica: Total War. From the way below freezing on the polar deserts to the ice covered mountains. You get to command vast armies of nobody as you play one of 0 factions in the turbulent era of no diplomacy and non-existing conflicts, all while bloodthirsty hordes of native penguins pose no threat to you whatsoever.

    Antarctica TW, promises to deliver the most extreme and realistic non-conflict ever in a Total War game!

    And also look out for A: TW planded expansion, Bouvet Island Total War! Taking place on the the most remote and uninhabited place on earth!




    Last edited by James the Red; February 19, 2010 at 11:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ_Ace View Post
    wouldint it be cool if TW came out with a game in the searies call 20th century total war,
    having jets, tanks and repeating guns? Maybe taking some ideas off rise of nations but having a time frame from 1900 to 2000.

    (i couldint find out how to add a poll{there was no box near the bottom of the screen} so just say yes or no)

    Thanks for reading
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    Quote Originally Posted by James the Red View Post
    This is a place to post bad (on purpose) ideas for future TW games/mods,
    Star Wars - Total War

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    Majong -Total war

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    Default Re: Your bad TW proposals

    harry potter total war

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    holocaust : total war

    Can you successfully maneuver the Jews into boxcars and keep the chambers running despite constant allied bombings and Russian advances from the East?

    Play as one of many factions from Auschwitz to Buchenwald.

    Ill leave now...

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    300: Total War

    Lead either the Greek nudist warriors or the ninja-like Persian soldiers to victory in this recreation of the super historically [in]accurate movie "300"!
    You just wasted 4 seconds of your life reading this sentence. You'll read it again because it was so funny and waste another 4. And since you read that sentence, some more disappeared, count this sentence and it's 'nother couple. Good job time waster!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juli View Post
    300: Total War

    Lead either the Greek nudist warriors or the ninja-like Persian soldiers to victory in this recreation of the super historically [in]accurate movie "300"!
    This one has been made.
    RIP Calvin, you won't be forgotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juli View Post
    300: Total War

    Lead either the Greek nudist warriors or the ninja-like Persian soldiers to victory in this recreation of the super historically [in]accurate movie "300"!
    Quote Originally Posted by Roman_Man#3 View Post
    This one has been made.
    Halie's gonna love this!

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    300 Warlords of Sparta; Winner Favorite Pre-Roman Era Mod 2009 TWC modding awards.


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    LOL. BOTH BIGGEST FAIL AND WIN


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    Halie Satanus's Avatar Emperor of ice cream
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    I'm complex.

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    Total War: Total War, a game where every installment in the series is pitted against one another in a struggle for survival.. er.. competence.

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    You know we love you Halie
    RIP Calvin, you won't be forgotten.

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    TW FPS...

    Or animal total war.

    P.S need to make better materials...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNelson666 View Post
    TW FPS...
    Mount and Blade comes pretty close to a MTW FPS
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    Cold War: Total War

    Build a bunch of troops and advanced tech, but never do anything with any of it!

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    Karmøy: Total War.
    one island, two kings:
    Avaldsnes is named after king Ögvaldr, not absoultely sure hove it was spelled back then though. Ögvaldrnes? Augvaldsnes?
    more about Avaldsnes
    another king of karmøy, Ferking(fartein) a true seaking.

    now battle!
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    Hippie: Total War.

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