Worst Song Ever?

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    Soviet said:

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    Title says it all. If there is someone who's already made this thread, I do apologize. I'll start off:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj...eature=related
     
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    Okay this prolly isn't the worst song I can think of but I pretty much hate Turbo Lover by Judas Preist (I love Preist just not that song)




     
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    VS

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    This little kid never ceases to piss me off.

     
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    Justin Bieber aka tiny, annoying and a bad singer
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burnum View Post

    Ughh I forgot all about brokecide.
     
  8. removeduser_052420 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burnum View Post
    Hey this is sorta good!

    Not to mention if i played this in my car while driving around school, I could hook up with a goth chick in like 2 seconds
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by pspguy123 View Post
    Hey this is sorta good!

    Not to mention if i played this in my car while driving around school, I could hook up with a goth chick in like 2 seconds
    How in the heck do you like this. I mean i like Electronic music, Metal, Punk, Alternative, Folk, Jazz, Rock and some forms of Rap and i can't find one redeeming feature of this band. There just bad musically, never-mind whether the style of music itself is questionable.

    If you listen to their entire album in one sitting, which unfortunately i have the dubious honour of surviving (don't ask why) you'll see that there musically bland every song follows the same basic format, furthermore the song Freaxx is possible their best, everything else is downhill really really fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pspguy123 View Post
    Hey this is sorta good!
    Your parents must have dropped you on your head several times when you were a baby if you liked that .
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    Quote Originally Posted by pspguy123 View Post
    Hey this is sorta good!

    Not to mention if i played this in my car while driving around school, I could hook up with a goth chick in like 2 seconds
    GET. OFF. THE. INTERNET. NOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burnum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Their Law View Post
    How in the heck do you like this. I mean i like Electronic music, Metal, Punk, Alternative, Folk, Jazz, Rock and some forms of Rap and i can't find one redeeming feature of this band. There just bad musically, never-mind whether the style of music itself is questionable.
    Honestly you do all of the above genres a disfavour by mentioning them in the same breath as this AWFUL song.

    Is it me or have all of the songs mentioned on this thread thus far been American (Or Canadian)? That's not a statement about the quality of American music; we have horrible music on the other side of the pond as well. Here's an example:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anubis1 View Post
    This little kid never ceases to piss me off.

    Ugh. My little sister keeps playing that ing track over and over. There's nothing more ing annoyng than waking up at 7, wanting to sleep a bit but suddenly hearing this crap over and over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anubis1 View Post
    This little kid never ceases to piss me off.
    That is godawful, he should be executed for crimes against music for that crap.

    At the very least this is the worst music video ever but the song is godawful.
    Last edited by danzig; February 19, 2010 at 03:30 PM.
     
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    Truth be known, it took 5 months of psychotherapy and a restraining order for me to realise that no, she does infact not want to be my girlfriend. (The conniving witch faced harlot!)
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    Truth be known, it took 5 months of psychotherapy and a restraining order for me to realise that no, she does infact not want to be my girlfriend. (The conniving witch faced harlot!)
    I like how she had to toss in a curse word in the lyrics for no other reason then I guess to sound cool...you have to admit though once that goddamn chorus gets in your head it takes forever to get it out. Never been a worse song to encourage young girls to basically be a and screw over other girls....
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by danzig View Post
    I like how she had to toss in a curse word in the lyrics for no other reason then I guess to sound cool...you have to admit though once that goddamn chorus gets in your head it takes forever to get it out. Never been a worse song to encourage young girls to basically be a and screw over other girls....
    There are curse words strewn in there? I just assumed those were the frictional sounds accompanying her belching vagina.
    She's actually giving sound advice though; if you - like her - do not posses a single redeeming quality, committing to -hood is probably one of the few realistic options left to make something out of your life. Let's just hope she has someone around to continuously remind her of the other option; overdosing on sleeping pills.

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    I quite like this cover though.
    Why is there is a Nelly Furtado sticker on that bassdrum?
    A valiant, but ultimately doomed effort; you can't expect a trainwreck to turn into a syringe containing 10 cc's of musical awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaga Shu Ra View Post


    Truth be known, it took 5 months of psychotherapy and a restraining order for me to realise that no, she does infact not want to be my girlfriend. (The conniving witch faced harlot!)


    I quite like this cover though.
    Don't you want me to wake up?
    Then give me just a bit of your time.
    Arguments are made for make ups,
    So give it just a little more time.
     
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    What the was up with all the random screaming, friggin' retards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soviet View Post
    Title says it all. If there is someone who's already made this thread, I do apologize. I'll start off:
    Why not just search for the thread someone else made and bump it?

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    This little kid never ceases to piss me off.

    I agree 100% with this statement. I'd love to take a baseball bat to his kneecaps.

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