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    I found this when I was searching you-tube for my thread on true Jihad. I confess that with all of fun of Jihad in this series of videos, I enjoyed this.







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    "I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age. I have studied him - the wonderful man and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ, he must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much needed peace and happiness: I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today." 'The Genuine Islam,' Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936.Sir George Bernard Shaw

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    the 3nd is the best one!!

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    Ok yeah 3rd was the best.

    But 2nd was pretty good too.

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    The first one is best. The third the one I liked the best
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    Awesome. Pure awesomeness in its awesomest form. Even if it's not really fun at some moments, that's still a quality satire.
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    So if you all like this, there is a way to admire the post you like.
    "I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age. I have studied him - the wonderful man and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ, he must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much needed peace and happiness: I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today." 'The Genuine Islam,' Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936.Sir George Bernard Shaw

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    Okay, you'll get some rep from me.

    Also, this one is also hillarious:
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    Wow no augurement(Spelling?),And yeah all of them are funny.

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    Terrorism is never funny! ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verrückt View Post
    Okay, you'll get some rep from me.

    Also, this one is also hillarious:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monarchist View Post
    Terrorism is never funny! ....
    Please tell this to G.W. Bush he is as funny terrorist as funny in the videos I posted.
    "I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age. I have studied him - the wonderful man and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ, he must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much needed peace and happiness: I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today." 'The Genuine Islam,' Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936.Sir George Bernard Shaw

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    I don't believe G.W. Bush is even in the White House anymore? Let's call Obama the terrorist! After all, he's an evil Christian who's commander-in-chief of Great Satan's forces in Iraq too, right?
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    Plus, he's a Muslim too. Think about THAT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmersen View Post
    Plus, he's a Muslim too. Think about THAT!
    ! I knew it! Poet and Obama are both part of the worldwide Islamic Communist Atheist Socialist Christian Corporate C.E.O. MONARCHIST CONSPIRACY!

    .... oh, wait.
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    I ask you to not tell this to others.
    "I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age. I have studied him - the wonderful man and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ, he must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much needed peace and happiness: I have prophesied about the faith of Muhammad that it would be acceptable to the Europe of tomorrow as it is beginning to be acceptable to the Europe of today." 'The Genuine Islam,' Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936.Sir George Bernard Shaw

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    You both deserve some spanking. By Obama, of course.
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    I am not a fetishist.
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    Pretty shallow humor, yet funny nonetheless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monarchist View Post
    I am not a fetishist.
    Obama says the same thing.
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    Kind of funny, didn't laugh much, but still funny .

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