Sarcastic....
I been holding revolutions in England now for 2 years(24 turns). its 1785, and the nobles revolt. I take the rebels side, blast down a wall on the fort, and tada, I take the city with.....fricken drummers. Thats right, 50 drummers take the fort from...1200 Conscripts.
So anyway I succeed, but they put a woman, Charlotte, in charge. Shes 40 and I want a young monarch. So I hold another revolution. Again, same fort. I blast another hole in the fort, and take the fort again with Marines...understandable.
They put Georges son, George IV, in power. He is an idiot so, you guessed it, another revolution. This time however, Im spawned with 2 puckle guns, 1 20 pd cannon 3 20 pd howiters a unit of hussars and a general.
I decide im just going to blast them out, so around one of the two holes in the fort, I place the two puckle guns on each side and the 20 pd cannon with cannister shot right in from. I place the 12 howitzers behind them. I start lobbing explosive shells in the fort. unit after unit come through the hole, not one person makes it more then 20 paces outside the hole, and no one survives out of the men who get outside the walls.
NOT ONE MAN TRIED TO GO OUT THE OTHER HOLE AND ATTACK MY VASTLY UNDERMANNED ARMY!
The payback? My current monarch, is 0 years old, is named Anthony, and has no picture. Thats right, I have a baby running my country, and apparently, hes from Italy.
My rant....is over




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