Pride and Prejudice and Limericks
While I was sick, I still had to work four days this week, so I was too pooped afterward to participate around here. Instead, I read Pride and Prejudice to prepare for the awesomeness of the Zombies version. Since there don't appear to be any Pride and Prejudice limericks available online at this time, I thought I would endeavor to correct that.
There once was a man from Pemberly
Who to the Bennetts was surprisingly neighborly
At first he despised
But overcame his pride
With his desire to show Eliza his member-ly
There in Longbourn village did reside
Five beauties with (mostly) less sense than pride
But two were quite smart
And adept at the art
Of bedding more able men--as their brides
There once was a man named Wickham
And the ladies all wanted to pick 'im
But his motives were base
And most ladies too chaste
For him to be able to dick 'em
Yes, they're dirty. They're limericks. Deal.
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