The Atheist Nightmare

[Moorish guy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Q...layer_embedded#

I laughed, you might too.

[Arch-hereticK]

Hilarious.

[Helm]

Older than Jesus nuturing a baby dinosaur. But someone should point out to him that the kind of bananas which grow in the wild are packed full of seeds and are entirely inedible by humans. The ones we eat are a seedless mutant we have cultivated.

[germ14]

I think this is hilarious, and I'm a Creationist. But, at least do your background research as Helm pointed out. Or use something stereotypical, like the giraffe or something.

[Simon Cashmere]

I think this is hilarious, and I'm a Creationist. But, at least do your background research as Helm pointed out. Or use something stereotypical, like the giraffe or something.

A Creationist? You don't believe in dinosaurs? Never quite understood that.

In any event, yeah merchants made bananas the way they are through selective breeding.

[Tankbuster]

Ah, the Bananaman himself...

The really hilarious thing is that Ray Comfort is in the top 3 of the brightest minds that creationists have to offer

[germ14]

A Creationist? You don't believe in dinosaurs? Never quite understood that.

In any event, yeah merchants made bananas the way they are through selective breeding.

I believe in dinosaurs? Why wouldn't I?

[empr guy]

I believe in dinosaurs? Why wouldn't I?

I think he means that the dates dont match; dinosaurs died 65 millions years ago, creationsim is 10,000 years old or something

[Phier]

The ironic thing is that bananas are in fact intelligently designed via cultivation by humans. Pure 'wild' bananas are awful.

[Groundtotem]

I saw this clip a couple of months back, don't think i have laughed so hard before... This guy is an idiot of the worst kind.

[Gobbledigook]

Often times, my school seems to harbor only to very conservative groups. We had a conservative group that made a mock berlin wall and asked people to smash it, another one that was celebrating Che Guevara's death date (which is kind of messed up, I don't even think I could celebrate Hitler's death day). There's also a bunch of times where I'd be walking to my seminar on evolution, and someone would rush up to me and hand me the bible.

Anyways, one day, I'm walking back form one of my classes, and I see groups of people handing out free books! Now, not one to pass up something free (except the bible, I could just read it the next time I travel anyways.) I go to see what they're handing out.

"No way!" there's people handing out copies of Darwin's Origins of Species. Now, I've read the book before, but I've never owned a copy, so I was ecstatic to take this free "150th Anniversary Edition"

However, nothing is ever as good as it seems. As it turns out, our good friend the Banana man played a vital role in this "giveaway" Namely, the 90 something odd page introduction that preaches the word of God, and tries to convince people that Darwin was actually a man of god.

Infuriated, I ripped out the entire introduction, and placed it on the information desk in my college's student center with the note: "Thank you, whomever, for attempting to ruin a great piece of history with your ."

I'm not ignorant about religion though, I mean, due as you please. I would never give out copies of the bible with a 90 page introduction that basically said: "Oh hey, you might like this book, but it turns out it's all BS, and you're actually better off being a Hindu."

Finally, I just want to say, thank you Banana man, for the free book.

[hellheaven1987]

Rip off pages from books is not a good way to treat a book... You can simply jump over those section.

[Gobbledigook]

Rip off pages from books is not a good way to treat a book... You can simply jump over those section.

I thought I had met some like minded souls, and instead I found out I was betrayed... BETRAYED!

Very much akin to when the the Egyptians stay aligned with me for 80 years and right as I'm about to siege Constantinople...BETRAYED! or at least kind of.

I don't know, while highly irrational, and detrimental to our society, I felt it necessary to take those pages out as it makes little sense for an antithesis to Darwin's teachings to be in his... teachings.

But, yeah, it was silly of me, however, I deem it necessary

[hellheaven1987]

That is why, guys, I NEVER read introduction, since most introduction forces a prejudge view on the readers and affect the view point.

[Whatacad]

Ripping up a book to make a statement is alright by me.

[Poach]

Perhaps the Christian viewpoint has become "Evolution has too much evidence to deny now, let's just claim it was God all along!"

[empr guy]

Perhaps the Christian viewpoint has become "Evolution has too much evidence to deny now, let's just claim it was God all along!"

you would be surprised how many idiots try to disprove evoltuion with psuedoscience. Anything form, neptune spins the wrong way! to its only a theory! Its sad really, i thought the person using the neptune argument was a comedian...

my favorite is "its just a theory!" I've included some pictures that are fitting responses to that, although the first one is the best

[iudas]

I liked the nuclear one. Beautifully merciless.

[Copperknickers II]

Its not particularly funny, in that it is more or less true. The banana was designed to do a lot of those things by humans themselves (selectively bred for size and curve), and the rest by evolution (being a fruit, it is supposed to be eaten by animals so evolved to be eaten by them, simple as that).

There is one fatal flaw in their argument however. I personally hate bananas. Now why would God do that?

[Phier]

There is one fatal flaw in their argument however. I personally hate bananas. Now why would God do that?

Obviously god hates you.