The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

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    I thought this was interesting enough to post, there's some classics and some really, uhm, lol-quotes in there. I think among my favorites are Mark Wahlbergs line delivery at 6.46 and I think I really have to find out what that movie is at 8.12 that praises Dolph Lundgren's junk.



    Considering I made a thread just for it, feel free to add your own favorite "cheesy quotes".
     
  2. Armfelt said:

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    9:14-9:21 was the best

    Oh and for cheesy lines the Dark Knight is great. I used to think of it as a good movie but it gets cornier the more times you watch it.
     
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    I love how Arnold featured in half of them. I wish there was more Lucas though, pretty much the entire prequel trilogy could have been included.
     
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    I think this should called "100 Most Awesome Movie Quotes of All Time"

    My favourite has to be "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

    And the bubblegum one, what movie is that from, I always though Duke Nukem came up with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katsumoto View Post
    I think this should called "100 Most Awesome Movie Quotes of All Time"

    My favourite has to be "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

    And the bubblegum one, what movie is that from, I always though Duke Nukem came up with that.
    They Live. John Carpenter film from the 80's. Its about killing aliens. I think Duke Nukem stole it from it.

    EDIT: Here's a clip of the entire scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
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    Haha, thanks a lot. May have to watch this now, just because of that one line.
    "I pray Heaven to bestow the best of blessings on this house and all that shall hereafter inhabit it. May none but honest and wise men ever rule under this roof."
    - John Adams, on the White House, in a letter to Abigail Adams (2 November 1800)
     
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    Lmao.

    In particular I remember these

    "I ain't got time to bleed.", Jesse Ventura

    "Let off some steam, Bennet" from Commando, which is not surprising at all..

    @Rapax: Pretty sure it's from "Showdown in Little Tokyo".

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    Some of those made me cringle, like the top gun quote.
    The arnold ones however are so cheesy that they are insanely awesome.
     
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    Tiberios said:

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    Awesome
     
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    KIlling ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!

    XD

    THERE WASA FIREFIGHT!!!


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    "you had me at hello"- Jerry McGuire ,
    "come with me if you want to live" The Terminator
    "i'm not going home...not really" Harry Potter and the Phdsgdfsers stone
    "Over.. you think it's..over. Nothing is over until we decide it is."
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    Katsumoto, just be prepared, there's like a 20 minute fight scene over wearing sun glasses. I've been told that it's brilliant, but only if your a fan of 80's wrestling when Rowdy Rody Piper was in his prime, but it seemed a little drawn out to me, and I saw it when it came out in the theaters. Be interesting to know what someone watching it for the first time today would think.

    And Rapax, it's Showdown in Little Tokoyo. Had to ask a friend whose like a walking encyclopedia of movie trivia.

    All in those those quotes brought back a lot of movie memories and really made all the bad lines Arnold said in Last Action Hero make sense. Rare to see so many of his one liners back to back. Thanks for the post Rapax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramashan View Post
    Katsumoto, just be prepared, there's like a 20 minute fight scene over wearing sun glasses. I've been told that it's brilliant, but only if your a fan of 80's wrestling when Rowdy Rody Piper was in his prime, but it seemed a little drawn out to me, and I saw it when it came out in the theaters. Be interesting to know what someone watching it for the first time today would think.
    The only fist fight scene in a movie that is better is from 'The Quiet Man' if you ask me.

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    God-Emperor of Mankind said:

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    Here is the fight scene which has some awesome yet cheesy lines as well
    Contains curse words
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    Im you're worst nightmare , butthorn ! - Gary Busey in Bulletproof
     
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    This is Sparta?


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    The Judge Dredd one was also awesome:

    "I am the Law!"
    "I am the Law!"
    "You betray the law!"
    "Noooarghh!"

    "I pray Heaven to bestow the best of blessings on this house and all that shall hereafter inhabit it. May none but honest and wise men ever rule under this roof."
    - John Adams, on the White House, in a letter to Abigail Adams (2 November 1800)
     
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    "I'm the JUGGERNAUGHT, !!"
    Hahahaha!

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    ""Yippee ki-ay, mother er!"
     
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    This.

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