Stupid Dacians

**Lord Thesaurian** · January 18, 2010, 11:06 PM

So Im kinda new to SPQR and Im loving the super eco boost and 0-turn recruitment. I never thought slaughtering huge stacks on a regular basis could be so fun

Anyway I started a Scythia campaign on vh/vh and well, its awesome. The bardic circle - sacred circle of kolaskay means automatic +5 exp, and Im drowning in cash because of the fully-upgraded cities (as a result of being allied with practically every1 I was able to upgrade all my settlements and construct watchtowers everywhere in my territory, as well as train up huge stacks to blitz the unsuspecting west).

So I attacked dacia, who had broken the alliance with me because of some "trespassing."

Mace and Greece broke the alliance, but it was worth it. As long as Armenia stays my ally Im invincible. And Thrace stayed loyal, so naturally I went after the traitorous dacians. I blitzed their entire eastern front with 5 stacks and drove their armies from the frontier regions. Expecting a counter-attack I set up camp at several river crossings.

Sure enough, the morons came pouring in by the thousands. Here's a little glimpse of whats been going down:

Casualties on Dacia: 3800 and counting. Me: 11. Stupid Dacians

I thought about writing an AAR for this, and looking back, I should have, but Im already in the middle of one and the storm has already begun. Maybe next time.

**czePowerslave** · January 19, 2010, 02:39 AM

Another campaign played on easy / easy I see

**Lord Thesaurian** · January 19, 2010, 07:23 PM

actually no im on vh/vh. HAs rule!

**Arbitrary Crusader** · January 19, 2010, 07:34 PM

Bridge/river battle are not that hard.

**Lord Thesaurian** · January 20, 2010, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by EvilNelson666

Bridge/river battle are not that hard.

I know. Its just fun to slaughter huge stacks like that

**Arbitrary Crusader** · January 20, 2010, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Legio_Italica

I know. Its just fun to slaughter huge stacks like that

Aye Something we both agree with.

**Ciisar** · January 19, 2010, 10:45 PM

Slave, this is not easy/easy campaign, this is bridge battle ! Btw, Dacians are most weakest barbarians in SPQR and this is not news, to you Slave i hope?
To Evilnelson666 : This is same, river and bridge battles are same. they die like birds when hunter is on field.

Please refrain from using darkgreen, this colour is reserved for moderators.

Hesus.

**Ciisar** · February 07, 2010, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Ciisar

Slave, this is not easy/easy campaign, this is bridge battle ! Btw, Dacians are most weakest barbarians in SPQR and this is not news, to you Slave i hope?
To Evilnelson666 : This is same, river and bridge battles are same. they die like birds when hunter is on field.

Please refrain from using darkgreen, this colour is reserved for moderators.

Hesus.

Sorry

**Visarion** · February 08, 2010, 07:47 AM

watch your tongue! you offend my ancestors! you could have chosen another thread name...

**Ciisar** · February 08, 2010, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Visarion

watch your tongue! you offend my ancestors! you could have chosen another thread name...

Maybe they was your ancestors, maybe not! How you know that where you are really from? I dont know that, you need DNA test then you
can know who are your ancestors, maybe Romans? Think man, they conquered your land hundreds years ago. Maybe your
grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrand father was Vercingetorix, you
can know that only with your DNA, who was your ancestors.

**Arbitrary Crusader** · February 08, 2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Ciisar

Maybe they was your ancestors, maybe not! How you know that where you are really from? I dont know that, you need DNA test then you
can know who are your ancestors, maybe Romans? Think man, they conquered your land hundreds years ago. Maybe your
grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrand father was Vercingetorix, you
can know that only with your DNA, who was your ancestors.

He didn't had a child

.

IRC

**czePowerslave** · January 20, 2010, 05:08 AM

Just to explain.
Playing any other nation then Romans in this mod is easy/easy with the super bonuses they have to counter the fact AI is just stupid to really counteract human mind. Therefore, playing the other nation and bridge battles, thats more of very easy / even easier then that difficulty.